Don't hate me...

[bruiser]

I didn't write it, just posted it.

Degrees (Fahrenheit)

* 65F Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night
* 60F Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)
* 50F Miami residents turn on the heat
* 45F Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts
* 40F You can see your breath. Californians shiver uncontrollably. Minnesotans go swimming
* 35F Italian cars don't start
* 32F Water freezes
* 30F You plan your vacation to Australia
* 25F Ohio water freezes; Californians weep pitiably; Minnesotans eat ice cream;
Canadians go swimming
* 20F Politicians begin to talk about the homeless; New York City water freezes;
Miami residents plan vacation further South
* 15F French cars don't start. Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you
* 10F You need jumper cables to get the car going
* 5F American cars don't start
* 0F Alaskans put on T-shirts
* -10 German cars don't start; Eyes freeze shut when you blink.
* -15 You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo; Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects; Miami residents cease to exist.
* -20 Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you. Politicians actually do something about the homeless. Minnesotans shovel snow off roof. Japanese cars don't start
* -25 Too cold to think. You need jumper cables to get the driver going.
* -30 You plan a two week hot bath; Swedish cars don't start.
* -40 Californians disappear. Minnesotans button top button. Canadians put on sweaters. Your car helps you plan your trip South.
* -50 Congressional hot air freezes. Alaskans close the bathroom window.
* -80 Hell freezes over. Polar bears move South.
* -90 Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.

 

[Bob Denman]

 

[ARtraveler]

Very good Bruiser. I can relate to those Minnesota and Alaksa comments. Right on :yes::roflblack:

 

[Dan McNally]

:clap::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::clap:

 

[IGETAROUND]

Great post; fits right in with Michigans current weather:clap:hyea:

 

[SpyderAnn01]

You should have added that at -27 SethO rides Spyder to work :roflblack:

 

[stallion143]

Good one!

 

[johnnyrocket]

:clap:

Good one!

 

[bruiser]

You should have added that at -27 SethO rides Spyder to work :roflblack:

Yep. That's true.

 

[Chupaca]

Good one..!!

:roflblack: nice informative chart. Now I know I need a sweater..!! :roflblack:

 

[SNOOPY]

Oh please Lord let it hit -50 degrees !!!! ray:

 

[Dan_Ashley]

I heard that in winter it is so cold in Alaska and Vermont that if you take a bucket of boiling water outside, it will freeze so fast that the bubbles get stuck inside.

 

[ARtraveler]

I heard that in winter it is so cold in Alaska and Vermont that if you take a bucket of boiling water outside, it will freeze so fast that the bubbles get stuck inside.

Never experienced that here. The coldest I have experienced in my area is 25 below or so. The really good stuff happens from Fairbanks and points north. I have no desire to go further north to test the theory. :roflblack::roflblack:

 

[bruiser]

Well AK, you are in the south... of Alaska. :roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: It STILL doesn't show a listing, that's low enough to make the Missus want to cuddle-up! :gaah: