Don't Believe in Hell ?

[boborgera]

A young lady came home from a date, Rather sad. She told her Mother,
''Jeff proposed to me an hour ago''
''Then why are you so sad?'' Her Mother asked.
''Because he also told me he was an Atheist.
Mom he doesn't even believe there's a hell.
Her Mother replied, Marry him anyway.
Between the two of us,

We'll show him how wrong he is.''

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: That's not funny... there's too much truth contained in it! :shocked:

 

[bullant12]

A young lady came home from a date, Rather sad. She told her Mother,
''Jeff proposed to me an hour ago''
''Then why are you so sad?'' Her Mother asked.
''Because he also told me he was an Atheist.
Mom he doesn't even believe there's a hell.
Her Mother replied, Marry him anyway.
Between the two of us,

We'll show him how wrong he is.''

And your post's signature is the punchline, right???:doorag:

:shocked: That's not funny... there's too much truth contained in it! :shocked:

Couple are celebrating their 40th anniversary.
One of the party attendee's asked them, "What is the secret to your marriage?"
She replies "Every time we have an arguement, he goes out and takes a walk!"
He replies back "Imagine... a walk that has lasted 39 years!"

Guy goes to a fortune teller.
Fortune teller looks at his palm: "You are recently married, correct"
Guy says "Yes, last month"
Fortune teller "Get ready... the first 20 years is going to be agonizing... painful, stressful, very unhappy!"
Guys is griefing: "Oh my God! So what happens after 20 years?"
Fortune teller "You'll get used to it!"

 

[wyliec]

A young lady came home from a date, Rather sad. She told her Mother,
''Jeff proposed to me an hour ago''
''Then why are you so sad?'' Her Mother asked.
''Because he also told me he was an Atheist.
Mom he doesn't even believe there's a hell.
Her Mother replied, Marry him anyway.
Between the two of us,

We'll show him how wrong he is.''

Now that one is much better than your previous joke.:thumbup:

 

[Mexican]

My wife and i have been married for 21 years, the other day she asked me;
"Honey what do you think of our 21 years together?"
I say, its been like 30 minutes!!!
She goes "really??"
i say, really, 30 minutes under water without scuba equipment!

Does anybody have a room for rent????ray:

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: But I DO like it! :thumbup: :roflblack:

 

[Littlebadwolf]

Here in Michigan we definitely believe in Hell...We ride there often...If you really want to experience Hell...You've got to ride the Hell to Paradise annual run...
http://www.gotohellmi.com/
and Paradise of course...
http://www.motorcycleroads.com/Routes/Michigan_98.html

 

[boborgera]

OLD GRUDGE

Now that one is much better than your previous joke.:thumbup:

:dontknow:

My Mother says she never holds grudges but then will blindside you with something'
that happened years ago.

Last week she said, ''You know, You realy hurt me on your Birthday.

And i was like, ''Which birthday was that''?

So she replied , ''The first one.''

You really have a big head , ''You know''

 

[wyliec]

:dontknow:

My Mother says she never holds grudges but then will blindside you with something'
that happened years ago.

Last week she said, ''You know, You realy hurt me on your Birthday.

And i was like, ''Which birthday was that''?

So she replied , ''The first one.''

You really have a big head , ''You know''

The lawyer.

Just now realized what you said above. That's another good one.:thumbup: