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Doing nothing

2Paw

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Sometimes I just sit out on the patio, have a beer and think. My wife always asks what I am 'doing. I always answer "nothing" 'cause I can't say ... "just thinking" 'cause then she'd ask me "'bout what" and I'd have to tell her that I was thinking on various deep topics that I found interesting, like the old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the privates?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the privates.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with my answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the privates is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the privates."

Anyhow, that's the kinda thing I think about. Time for another beer.
 
And...happy Monday morning. Think I will have to go any buy a six pack or so in order to try out your contemplation method. :cheers::cheers:
 
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You did it

You have solved one of the age old riddles. Now please go to work on why the chicken crossed the road.:bowdown::bowdown:
 
A couple of other ponderings I don't yet have the answers for

If a pig loses it's voice does it become disgruntled?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean that one enjoys it?

Lastly

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
 
You have solved one of the age old riddles. Now please go to work on why the chicken crossed the road.:bowdown::bowdown:

:shocked: GROAN...

1. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side
2. Why did the rooster cross the road? To cockadoodle dooo something
3. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the referee calling fowls
4. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken
5. Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again? Because he was a dirty double-crosser
6. Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have enough guts
7. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide
8. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet
9. Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station
10. Why did the horse cross the road? Because the chicken needed a day off
 
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