grumpybob
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The things little kids say ~ a reminder that adult words are often taken
Literally.....
'Circumcised'
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was
squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention.
She went back to find out what was going on.
He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been
circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to
the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her
what he should do about it. He did and returned to his class.
Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back
to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his 'private
part' hanging out.
'I thought I told you to call your mom!' she said.
'I did,' he said, 'And she told me that if I could stick it out till
noon, she'd come and pick me up from school.
Literally.....
'Circumcised'
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was
squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention.
She went back to find out what was going on.
He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been
circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to
the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her
what he should do about it. He did and returned to his class.
Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back
to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his 'private
part' hanging out.
'I thought I told you to call your mom!' she said.
'I did,' he said, 'And she told me that if I could stick it out till
noon, she'd come and pick me up from school.
I bet that you knew exactly how many ceiling tiles, were in the Principle's office! :roflblack:
