Well, I could believe that.
Kinda like us having the best football team.
WHAAAT!! :gaah: You lot don't even play
FOOTBALL - that so called 'game' you lot play is more like a choreographed demolition derby crossed with motorised Himalayan polo - only with car sized players instead of cars, and a pigskin bladder instead of your enemy's head!! :shocked:
And
NO, I'm not talking about that '
Thugs game for Gentlemen' called
Rugby Union that's played by some Toffs somewhere; nor that '
Gentleman's game for Thugs' called
Rugby League aka '
one man trying to push two men's heads up three men's arses' that's played by wannabe Toffs somewhere else! :roflblack: Neither am I talking about that
Soccer stuff, which is called by a few '
the World Game', despite only something like 4% of the World's population playing it?!?
Surely you all know that there's only one
REAL Football :dontknow: and that's
Aussie Rules Football :firstplace: The phenomenal game played by highly skilled & extremely athletic aerial ping pong players who not only hafta kick the ball with their feet (and have done that so much that the ball is now permanently just a tad misshapen!

) but they also hafta run with the ball, and bounce the oddly shaped ball; they hafta leap high into the air to pluck the ball outta the sky if it comes near, and climb all over their opponents to do that if they can; and they pass the ball too, only not just by throwing it (cos
anyone can
throw a ball!

) but by skillfully punching it off the flat of their hand like any sensible person would! :lecturef_smilie:
I just don't know what the World is coming to, thinking that any other 'game' could be great enough to be called 'Football' besides
Aussie Rules, the game of Champions, played in the Greatest Country on Earth.... where we also play Cricket in the off season, just to keep the adrenalin pumping & coursing thru our veins!! :2thumbs:
Ooops, sorry bout that little thread deviation there, I mighta juust let my enthusiasm to set the record straight run away with me a liddle bit there - but in my defence, due to the Covid-19 'Social Distancing' requirements, there's
no Footy being played here atm :banghead: and there's no cricket either.... :yikes: But at least that brings us back on topic....
