Broken Bones

[cuznjohn]

bones

after reading all the stories we should be in jazzy chairs and not spyders

 

[Blue Star]

First brake was my left ankle (actually I cracked it) while at work. Was riding the three wheel (one in front, two in rear) electric cart checking the doors to make sure they were closed. Next thing I knew two of my co-workers were lifting the cart off of me. They said I rode the cart up the racking support rails, but do not remember anything. Good thing was finish my probation on workers comp, and the supervisor threatened to terminate me because of the accident.

Second brake was left ribs (two cracked/two compound) the two compound popped my lung, I spent five days in the hospital, and two weeks on a oxygen tank to breathe. Did this on my two wheeler when I believe I hit some sand in a curve, Not too sure, as I don't remember it. What really sucked was it happened on a Sunday, and I left for a seven day cruise on Saturday. Still went on the cruise, but could have been more fun.

Third brake was my left middle toe nail, and boy did that hurt.

 

[Flanker]

I was in the drumline, playing snare drum. Drummers do it with rhythm. Drummers know how to handle their sticks.

Just sayin'............

Nice! Don't forget the "twirling"........................

 

[bruiser]

I played drums. I wasn't talented enough to twirl the sticks though. Whenever I tried it they would always end up hitting another band member or going off into a black hole. I was politely told to just stay with playing and stop showboating pps:

 

[Dan_Ashley]

Fell off a swimming pool cus: happens) once and broke my R arm. Another time I was getting dressed to go somewhere with my Ex, I just stuffed my 9mm (18 + 1 rounds) in my cross draw/thumb break shoulder holster, and bent over to tie my shoe. I hadn't gotten the thumb snap fastened on my holster, so the pistol screams out of the holster as I bend forward, and falls backside first directly on one of my left toes (didn't have that shoe on yet). Broke my toe and as an added bonus I got to find out the mechanical safety on my pistol worked as advertised, as I had a round in the chamber, and when the pistol landed on my toe, I was looking straight down the barrel at the hollow point in the chamber! :yikes: My toe was so painful a few days later; I went to a local podiatrist. When I explained what happened he laughed at me in a very unprofessional manner. :joke: Oh, yea! And I broke my R leg in '07 jumping 85 buses with my ZX14. You probably never heard about it, because the jerk production company who was gonna produce and publish the video was eaten by zombie lobsters. So..........................I broke my leg AND didn't get to be YouTube famous. What are the odds?

I know someone who shot himself in the foot. But I think you are the first self-inflicted firearm injury victim that I've heard of where no shots were fired!