Biggest Lie that you ever told.

[Cruzr Joe]

What is the biggest lie that you ever told (please do not tell us anything that requires a witness protection plan)

Mine:

Early one morning I got out of bed and my wife was in the kitchen in a cute little night gown

I picked her up gently and headed for the bedroom

i Gently placed her on the bed

and then I made her breakfast and cleaned the whole house while she rested.


Your Turn.

Cruzr Joe

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: None of mine can be discussed in mixed company. pps:

But yours was awesome! :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:
Is that how you got the new bike? :dontknow:

 

[Cruzr Joe]

:shocked: None of mine can be discussed in mixed company. pps:

But yours was awesome! :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:
Is that how you got the new bike? :dontknow:

IT WAS A LIE BOB.

Cruzr Joe

 

[Bob Denman]

Mudd's Paradox! :bowdown:

https://youtu.be/QqCiw0wD44U

 

[mowin]

What is the biggest lie that you ever told (please do not tell us anything that requires a witness protection plan)

Mine:

Early one morning I got out of bed and my wife was in the kitchen in a cute little night gown

I picked her up gently and headed for the bedroom

i Gently placed her on the bed

and then I made her breakfast and cleaned the whole house while she rested.


Your Turn.

Cruzr Joe

You win.:roflblack:

 

[cuznjohn]

i called in dead one day for work

 

[vided]

She could win:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Chupaca]

Don't lie....

But then there is a lot I don't or do admit to that can be misconstude....:roflblack::roflblack:

 

[ARtraveler]

i called in dead one day for work

And I bet when you came back in they asked how the funeral was. :roflblack::roflblack:

 

[ARtraveler]

I will have to think about that one, and not even sure if I have one that rates that well. opcorn:opcorn:

 

[retread]

When I was 12, I told my mother that I didn't need a license to ride the Cushman scooter I had just bought......(You had to be 14 to get one.)

john

 

[revjvegas]

Her: How much did that cost?
Me: It only cost <1/2 of what it really was/>.

 

[Bob Denman]

:gaah: I haven't been able to come up with a single one, that wouldn't result in either indictments, or divorce proceedings! :banghead:
But they've ALL been doozies! nojoke