best retirement plan i've heard so far

[cuznjohn]

[h=5]Subject: Medicare Part G

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing
home care available for you. So what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years, or older, a gun (G) and 4 bullets. You are
allowed to shoot four Politicians!
Of course, this means you'll be sent to prison, where you will receive three
meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning and
all the health care you need.
Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip,
knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered.

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as
they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this?

The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into
a home.

And, you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you're at it.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes
anymore.
Is this a great country or what?


Just severely injure a favorite politician ?[/h]

 

[Captain Fin]

Better idea

My home is a sailboat. I just leave. No blood on my hands, and I'm covered for health care in Colombia S.A. as my wife and I keep the insurance current there for less than $100.00 per month for the two of us with no co-pay. Also no income tax there.

 

[Bob Denman]

John,
You're a :cus: GENIUS!!!! :2thumbs::2thumbs: :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::firstplace::firstplace::firstplace:
This is the Plan that I'm gonna get myself in!

 

[mindman]

John,
you ARE a genius!

 

[Cruzr Joe]

John,
You're a :cus: GENIUS!!!! :2thumbs::2thumbs: :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::firstplace::firstplace::firstplace:
This is the Plan that I'm gonna get myself in!

Bob:

Then you gotta buy a boat, what will the missus say???:yikes:

Cruzr Joe

 

[bullant12]

Subject: Medicare Part G

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing
home care available for you. So what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years, or older, a gun (G) and 4 bullets. You are
allowed to shoot four Politicians!
Of course, this means you'll be sent to prison, where you will receive three
meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning and
all the health care you need.
Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip,
knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered.

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as
they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this?

The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into
a home.

And, you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you're at it.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes
anymore.
Is this a great country or what?


Just severely injure a favorite politician ?

I like the idea of getting rid of politicians, but as a Corrections official, there are some things here that are not true:

Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip,
knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered.

Glasses are covered, but only a donated or cheap issued ones, and no contacts. Teeth: Full dentures, no implants or bridges. You either have some of your natural teeth or none at all. Organs or joint replacements are NOT covered unless you or someone on the outside pays for it. In fact, if you are terminal, the Department of Justice can review and release you on your own (meaning that you have to pay for your treatment).

Everything else makes sense.

 

[Cruzr Joe]

I like the idea of getting rid of politicians, but as a Corrections official, there are some things here that are not true:

Glasses are covered, but only a donated or cheap issued ones, and no contacts. Teeth: Full dentures, no implants or bridges. You either have some of your natural teeth or none at all. Organs or joint replacements are NOT covered unless you or someone on the outside pays for it. In fact, if you are terminal, the Department of Justice can review and release you on your own (meaning that you have to pay for your treatment).

Everything else makes sense.

Unless you are imprisoned in California, They allow for sex change options etc. BUT we know how Californians think :roflblack::roflblack:

Cruzr joe

 

[bullant12]

Unless you are imprisoned in California, They allow for sex change options etc. BUT we know how Californians think :roflblack::roflblack:

If they even think... I'm talking about politicians!

 

[Bob Denman]

Rather than change the gender of the Politicians; why not just neuter all of them? :thumbup:

 

[bullant12]

Rather than change the gender of the Politicians; why not just neuter all of them? :thumbup:

I'd rather give them term limits... but that's even better!

"If you want to server more than your assigned terms, you will be neutered!":roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

We're not here yet! yet...

 

[flamingobabe]

only 4 bullets....it's going to take more bullets

 

[bullant12]

only 4 bullets....it's going to take more bullets

Create a fund raiser intended to their cause... suicide bomber. 'nuff said!

 

[Bob Denman]

only 4 bullets....it's going to take more bullets

But you've got to remember to leave some for the NEXT taxpayer in the line...

 

[dancote]

I know this thread was initiated with tongue firmly planted in cheek ... but ...

Imagine you're Gabby Giffords, her husband, her family and friends.

Not so funny now.

Regards,

Dan

 

[cuznjohn]

agree

I know this thread was initiated with tongue firmly planted in cheek ... but ...

Imagine you're Gabby Giffords, her husband, her family and friends.

Not so funny now.

Regards,

Dan

i totally agree with you but it was just a joke, most jokes have to do with real life and i would never wish this on anyone and maybe i should of started it with DON'T DO THIS AT HOME!!! but being a joke we just have to laugh and move on. we can't please all the people all the time.

 

[Chupaca]

Good one..!!

coming from a third world country I can tell you the american prison system is the Ritz..!! They live in there better than most of the poor in america...so that retirement plan is a good one, the going to prison anyway..!!