being a good neighbor

[vided]

I'm a guy, she's single... She lives right across the street.I can see her place from my kitchen window.

I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door. I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and I have
this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and get laid tonight. Are you doing anything?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"

"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"





BEING A SENIOR CITIZEN REALLY SUCKS!!!!

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: AWWwwwwwwwww..... :shocked:

 

[Devious56]

Serves you right. Hope you told her no.

 

[Chupaca]

Good one...!!

It would have been so much nicer if she simply asked to watch her dog...but then she would not have gotten you to admit you had nothing better to do...:roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

Did you and the pooch stay up and rent, "Lassie Come Home"?

 

[Cruzr Joe]

They watched reruns of Rin Tin Tin.


Cruzr Joe

 

[Bob Denman]

opcorn:opcorn:opcorn:opcorn:opcorn:opcorn:opcorn:opcorn:opcorn:opcorn:opcorn:opcorn:opcorn:opcorn:opcorn:opcorn:

 

[PrairieSpyder]

He probably dog-sat at her house and rented a bunch of porn on her cable account!

 

[ARtraveler]

Wow, that fantasy got busted quickly. :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN]

I'm a guy, she's single... She lives right across the street.I can see her place from my kitchen window.

I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door. I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and I have
this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and get laid tonight. Are you doing anything?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"

"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"





BEING A SENIOR CITIZEN REALLY SUCKS!!!!

so, did you puppy sit or not, we want to know. opcorn:

 

[Bob Denman]

He probably dog-sat at her house and rented a bunch of porn on her cable account!

:clap: THAT'S my boy!!! :2thumbs: :firstplace: :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[vided]

He probably dog-sat at her house and rented a bunch of porn on her cable account!