just got this email today:
Date: Wed, 9 Dec 2015 02:19:32 +0200
Subject: Re: Attn: Contract of Employment {Read and Reply ASAP}..Payment Instructions
From:
[email protected]
To:
[email protected]
Hello
Good Morning phat block dildo ,
How are you doing today and how are your family members ?. Hope every one is fine and finding the weather interesting. This is to update you that the payment for your first week's pay has been mailed out to you which I will need for you to complete promptly and at your earliest convenience would be greatly appreciated . Included in this assignment is your first week pay like I assured you that you would receive. I am looking forward to meeting you Next Weekend in person and your work ethics and getting things done in a timely manner are greatly appreciated ..the payment has been delivered via the USPS Courier Service { Post Office }. Below is the tracking number and the amount on the Check ....
Tracking Number : 9405501699320066850789
website:
www.usps.com
Amount :$2650
INSTRUCTIONS TO FOLLOW Below :
Once you receive the Check, Here is how to go about the transaction :- The financial officer has given strict instructions that as soon as you get this payment, take the payment to your BANK, Deposit it using your PHONE, or ATM MACHINE, or DEBIT CARD, with those method it wont take more than 30 mins to clear into your account, but if you cant use those method or you don't have access to do that then have the payment deposited into your BANK ACCOUNT. Payment will only take 24hrs to clear into your bank account and once the payment has cleared, deduct your first week pay which is $450 and proceed to the nearest Mall around you to make payment for my latest Art Works/ Gallery shopping's. Please handle this once received as if it were your own! .I will pick the materials up from you when I return back to the states
Total deduction: $450
Thats basically all needed to do to complete your first assignment.Very simple instructions.
I will be waiting to read back from you Asap and i also have one more assignment for you to be done Next week. I want you to be rest assured that I'll never stress you at all in any assignment given to you and i promise to pay your fee weekly as we both agreed. I will be expecting to read from you TODAY
Honesty, loyalty and punctuality is my watchword.
May the almighty God bless you.
and my reply is:
thank you very much i recieved your check yesterday and already deposited it, if it cleared i will do the
assignment today. when will you be in ny so i can give you my purchases and what is your mobile number
phat
i try if possible to bring them to my shop so i can show them all the hospitality they deserve before i have them arrested. before anyone
says i should be worried, i'm not. these are non violent, extremely stupid people that will get a broomstick shoved up their bung hole then
arrested all while video taped & then posted on youtube.
at my shop i have prepared for being robbed at gun point so those people don't scare me or the 11 guys working in my building. i know that
it is not my fault if he trips & falls, 5 or 6 times and happens to break a few bones while running away in the areas where my camera's
might not be working at the time.:yikes::yikes:
yea yea i know, but at least i ride my spyder and will be at obi this sunday if the weather is good