Trickie Dick
New member
Got this from one of my Arkansas connections. ENJOY
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out acrossthe middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunatelythe rabbit jumps right in front of the car..A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out acrossthe middle of the road.
The driver,a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to seewhat has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he isDEAD .
The driver feels so awfulthat hebegins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highwaysees a man crying on the side of the roadand pulls over.
She steps out of the car and asks the manwhat's wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explains,"I accidentally hit the Easter
Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."
The blonde says,"Don't worry."
She runs to her carand pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny,bends down,and sprays the contents onto him.
The EasterBunny jumps up,waves its paw at the two of them
and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away he stops,turns around and waves again,he hops down the road another 10 feet,turns and waves, hops another ten feet,turns and waves,and repeats this again and again and again andagain,until he hops out of sight
The man is astonished.He runs over to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can?What did you spray on the Easter Bunny"
The woman turns the can aroundso that the man can read the label.It says
(Are you ready for this?)
(Are you sure?)
(Last chance)
(OK, here it is)
It says,
"Hair Spray: Restores life to dead hair,and adds permanent wave."
HappyEaster!!!
A few of us could use this. I know I could:yikes:
hyea::roflblack::roflblack::clap:
