amish lady

[cuznjohn]

AMISH LADY DRIVER IS PULLED OVER
> > >
> > > "I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just
> > wanted to warn
> > > you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is
> > broken and it
> > > could be dangerous."
> > >
> > > "I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have
> > my husband
> > > repair it as soon as I return home."
> > >
> > > "Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your
> > horse's reins is
> > > wrapped around his testicles. Some people might
> > consider this cruelty
> > > to animals so you should have your husband check that
> > too."
> > >
> > > "Again I thank thee. I shall have my husband check this
> > when I get home."
> > >
> > > True to her word, when the Amish lady got home, she
> > told her husband
> > > about the broken reflector.
> > >
> > > He said he would put a new one on immediately.
> > >
> > > "Also," said the Amish woman, "The policeman said there
> > was something
> > > wrong with the emergency brake."

 

[sddinnh]

:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack: Where do you find this stuff :shocked:

 

[Chupaca]

Good one..!!

though that could be a rather hairy stop...:roflblack::roflblack:

 

[ARtraveler]

Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccchhhhhhhhh! :roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

:yikes: Wow! That even hurt ME!

 

[PrairieSpyder]

Poor horsey!! :yikes: