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Am I alone? Why are there so few ride reports?!?

:roflblack: .... We emptied the newspaper stand and packed out pants and coats with yesterday's newspapers and made it home in reasonable comfort. Dam, we're glad it wasn't raining that night.


Frozen paper mache..... :joke:

Been there; done that! :sour:

Believe me, it's a real learning experience... nojoke

You'll never realise how bad it can be just having to do this when the rain is already starting to feel a bit like spikes of ice hitting you; or how much wet newspaper smells like recycled cat piss; not until you too experience the joys of freezing your arse off by the side of the road in the middle of nowhere during a howling rainstorm, and the only thing on hand to stave off the imminent hypothermia is old, wet newspapers.... :gaah:

But as they say... If it doesn't kill you, it makes you stronger!! :lecturef_smilie: I must be SOOO strong now! :yikes: :banghead:
 
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Got home Monday from a week-long ride in the twisties in northeastern TN & western NC with 110 of my closest friends. We had a maximum of 6 riders in our group on one day and 3 the other days. My body and "Spydie" are recuperating.
After eating on the road, it's time to get back on my diet of sawdust and water, prescribed by my doctors.

Next is the 28,000 mile service, including a new rear tire and rear brake caliper service with new pads (already serviced the front brakes with new pads).
 

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The amount of ride reports would probably increase if it didn't cost twice as much to fill the Spyder fuel tank now as it used to cost me to fill the fuel tank on my 74 F-100.

The restaurant bills and the motel bills have at least doubled in the last 10 years as well. I am older and not able to ride as far now, but the financial cost has to be considered as well.
 
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Hi,
Thanks guys. This is what I was talking about at the beginning of this thread . . . sharing.

I love hearing other folks experiences and how they solved a problem when umpteen miles from home.

I would have missed my wedding rehearsal after a tire went flat on my Harley a hundred miles from the church. A farmer loaded my bike into the back of his pickup and hauled me to the church, delivered the bike to my house, and even took my girlfriend to her home. My soon-to-be bride wasn't a biker and didn't understand "a last farewell ride" with my girlfriend. Geez.

I also hated the "what I did on summer vacation" school assignments. Thinking back, I wish I could do some of the things I was capable of doing during the dark ages. Heck, I'll settle for a ride to the next town to get a Slurpee or some gas station sushi.

When I am stuck between going to doctor appointments and having stitches removed, I like to read about adventures. Tales don't have to be comparable to Itchy Boots' treks across continents. Tell me about places like the SPAM MUSEUM in Austin, Minnesota. Is there a Piggly Wiggly west of the Mississippi River? Where is the best-built, or longest/shortest covered bridge?

Enquiring minds want to know. Which is another way to say, "I need a valid excuse to go for a ride."

Along those lines . . . everyone writes about The Tail of the Dragon. Whoopee. It's basically a flat road with 318 curves. Go ride The Devil's Triangle. It has 533 curves that in some instances require a speed of 12 mph or less to negotiate. It rambles up and down mountainsides where if you go off . . . your body will never be found. Stop and have lunch at Brushy Mountain Prison. Take home some End of the Line moonshine. Imagine sharing a cell with James Earl Ray
 
Back in the mid-60s and early 70s I got into dirt bike riding thanks to the influence of my friend Dale and his brother, Rocky. Dale and his family lived 45 or so miles from me and we often rode at a place we called the gravel pit which was near his home. One fine winter day I hopped on my Yamaha 250 Enduro and cruised to Dale's house for an exciting day playing in the mud. The second time going over the handlebars that day, the pocket of my Levis got caught on the bar and were ripped down to my thigh. Fortunately, I had a rain suit bungeed on the back fender rack. Put the pants and jacket on and continued having fun.

On the way back to Dale's house it started to rain pretty good (this was Western Washington at its winter's best!) Stopped in for a quick rest and refreshment before riding the 45 miles home in the rain and dark. As I was fixn' to leave, Dale's wife, Roberta, wanted to make sure I kept dry on the way home. She tightly wrapped duct tape around the ankles and wrists of my rain suit. It worked as planned. Not a bit of water got through.

Then I got home. Wet slippery gloves, it was dark and raining, I was "locked" into a rain suit, and because I lived alone, there was no one to help me. I don't recall all the exact details, but breaking out of that securely fastened rain suit involved some unorthodox maneuvers and some imaginative doing. All the while chuckling to myself about the unique predicament I was in.

To this day, all my tape ends, be they scotch tape or duct tape, have a little folded over corner regardless of them being used or stored, so that I still have some place to grab when needing to unravel.

My dirt bike adventures ended after that day. The Enduro was soon sold, street and touring bikes became my loves for the next 50+ years.....
 
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First m/c road trip ever made for either my new-ish wife or myself. It was in 1996 or ‘97, and we were right about 30 years old and B.C. (before children). A weekend getaway from the southern tip of Texas to tent camping in Schreiner State Park in Kerrville, TX. About 350 miles distant. We were on two of the finest touring bikes made - me on a ‘95 Yamaha VMX12 VMax and she on a ‘95 Yamaha Virago 535!!! Loaded down with tents, sleeping bags, pillows, clothes, etc. Neither bike had a windscreen or any kind of storage bags - hard or otherwise. We looked like the traveling circus had come to town! Now, everyone knows the VMax has gobs of power, but very few know that it was also blessed with one of the motorcycle world’s most uncomfortable seats. I’m pretty tough, but after about 100 miles I wanted the #@%* off that thing. Plus, the small-framed Virago’s little V-twin topped out about 85mph, and it was really buzzy above about 65mph. We made it there, all in one piece, and even still had all the stuff we packed upon arrival. Our goal was camping, via motorcycles. And that’s what we did. Pretty much stayed at the park exploring, or in town for a meal. Had no idea until several years later that I was at the front door of Texas’ best motorcycle roads - the Three Twisted Sisters (Ranch Roads 335, 336, and 337). Oh, the fun my young, stupid self could have had on those roads with that bike …. Oh well, probably one less ambulance ride for me!!

Sunday morning rolled around, and we managed to somehow get everything mounted up once again and started for home. About 40 miles in, I was hit by a ~12” long Boat-Tailed Grackel that was flying across the road. I think we both saw each other about a second before impact, but both mistakenly figured the other would yield. Hitting a couple pounds of bird while travelling at 65mph, taking it just below your collarbone, will definitely get your attention!! We pulled the two bikes over, and I took my leather jacket off to see if there was any visible damage to me or the jacket. There was none. Only mental anguish, and an unseen bruise that would grow quite large before I got home. After a 10min roadside break to regain my composure (no towns nearby), we headed south again. About 20min later, the combination of that bird and that seat got the best of me. I talked my wife into switching bikes. Mind you, she’d only ridden the VMax solo twice before, and those rides were just a few blocks around the house. So now she climbed astride my bike with gear stacked up on the pillion almost to her shoulder blades. I assured her it was alright, because there’s no stop signs and such on these desolate back roads, not until we get to our gas stop, so no worries about trying to keep a top-heavy bike upright except in front of the gas pump. All went as planned, with no incidents. Reclaimed my bike after gassing up, but the “monkey-butt” returned, and I had to swap again after about 20 miles. And so on and so forth.

Learned a ton from that adventure. Kept the VMax a couple years, but never again traveled much past 100 miles away from the house. Later bikes would be properly outfitted for distance riding, and even later again, to the point of completing several IBA SaddleSore 1000’s and a BunBurner 1500. My wife and I completed our second distance ride together just this past fall - a ~975-mile (each way) backroads journey to 'Spyders in the Ozarks 2023' on the two F3-S’s. Packed everything we needed for 7 days into two duffel bags and the frunks. And, this time, I ‘did’ get to partake of the excellent Missouri and Arkansas roads - sometimes at well above posted speeds! And no ambulance was necessary!!!
 
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Wow! Stories are popping up.
I'm enjoying every one of them.
Okay, you there, sitting on the end of the log, what's your best memory? How'd you get that mark on your . . .?
Do all jails feature bologna sandwiches?
Three days of balogna sandwiches convinced me that speeding wasn't a good idea in Century, Florida. :gaah:
John
 
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We ryde to eat!! Going the Fat Cat bar and grill in Tahoe City, then a ryde around Lake Tahoe. Storm coming in tomorrow..... is winter over yet??? Battle Born Spyders is a small group in Northern Nevada. 70 members, but only 10 or 15 active.

Lew L
 
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Ever wonder what a baseball looks like after 29,000 coats of paint?

My wife and I took a ride into NE Indiana last weekend, but before we left she checked one of her favorite websites to find somewhere unique to visit.

There she found the story of Michael Carmichael, who began applying coats of paint to a baseball back in 1977, and so far it has accumulated over 29,000. The day we visited there were 5 coats added, one of them by us.

I was very much surprised at how much we enjoyed our visit with Mr. Carmichael. If you're in the area, it's worth the time to stop in and add another coat of paint yourself.

http://https://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/9792

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Part 2 of #16: After returning from Puerto Rico, a friend of mine helped me get a job at USS Geneva Steel in April of 1973, a fully integrated steel mill in Orem, Utah. I went to work as a laborer in the Blast Furnace Dept cleaning runners on the blast furnace, I was soon able to transfer to the Sintering Plant working shift work. As July approached, I realized I was really missing my bike. It was still down at my mother's house in New Orleans. The schedule clerk was a good friend of mine, so I told him about my plight, and he agreed to scheduled me for an 88hr change (end of one shift to the start of another). I phoned my mom and told her I was coming and why and that I was on short time to get back for my next shift. I got off work at 8:00 am had my wife drive me to the airport and caught an 11:00AM flight for N.O.

I don't remember how long the flight was, but I got to Mom's in the late afternoon. I spent the rest of the afternoon/evening getting the bike ready for the quick trip back to Pleasant Grove (Home). I went to bed, got up early and headed up US61. I was flying low and somewhere North of Alexandria, La, a Firebird wanted to race, and I was able to stay ahead of him for a few miles, but then I thought I really did want to make it home, so I backed off and let them go. I did continue on at higher then allowed speeds and stopped for the night the far side of Tyler, Tx.

Again, starting early in the morning, I flew low across Texas on those beautiful Texas roads, taking 275 North out of Childress until picking up I40, US 66 out of Amarillo, Tx. I stopped for a break and to change the BMW oil at a roadside rest area. The R75/5 only carried 2qts in its sump, and I knew it was coming on 3,000 miles since the last change. As I was finishing up, a trucker pulled into the rest area and asked me if I wanted a beer. As I don't drink any alcohol, I declined but I did ask for some water, but all he had was the melted ice in the cooler, so I drank that, and boy, did it feel good.

I pushed on, as I needed to make Mancos, CO before the end of the day. As time was rolling on, I passed up a chance to stop at Clines Corners, and gassed in Albuquerque, then headed North on 666 towards Ship Rock and Gallup. A little way outside of Albuquerque a truck load (cab and bed) full of Navajo passed me going over 80MPH. I know they were going that fast because I was going 70MPH and they very quickly disappeared. Soon a big Impala likewise loaded passed me going a similar speed, so I bumped the BeeMer up to 80 MPH. Then two more cars passed me, so I went to 90MPH. They were still passing me. 100, still passing me, and scaring me to death. When the BMW topped out at 110 and I was still getting passed, I quit! That road was like a roller coaster, and I was leaving the ground at the top of the little hills, so enough was enough. Oh, did I say it was Saturday evening and since they all had a beer in their hands, you can guess what condition they were in. I got to Gallup well after dark and crashed for the night.

Leaving a little later than I wanted the next morning, I headed for Cortez. Just outside of Cortez, I spotted a Green Norton and its rider parked on the side of the road. I was in a hurry, but I stopped anyway. I saw he was messing with the ignition side of the Norton and asked him what was wrong. He said it isn't running right and I saw that the auto advance was in his hand, so I asked him why. He said he didn't think the timing was right and he was trying to reset the advance. Being an Ex-Norton dealer and mechanic, I saw right away he was in trouble. I asked him if he had his factory tool kit with him, and the owner's manual. He did and he gave them to me, so I sat down on the side of the road and redid his ignition, and along the way taught him how to do it himself. When I was done, he started it up and it sounded great.

We rode into Cortez, now late afternoon, I hadn't eaten since breakfast and my newfound friend needed to stop for food too. Riding down Main Street, we spotted the proverbial "hole in the wall" restaurant. Somebody had literally put a roof and a floor over an alley and made a restaurant out of it. It was a Mexican restaurant and when we went in, nobody spoke English, so we knew we had chosen well. Fortunately, I speak Spanish well, so we were treated well. I was going to push on and sleep somewhere on the side of the road when I got tired, and I was running low on money. My new friend offered to pay for the motel for helping him get his bike straightened out, so I said yes.

The next morning, we went in search of breakfast and ended up back at the same restaurant. Ordered Huevos Rancheros, and the waitress asked us if we wanted chips and salsa or biscuits and gravy. We chose biscuits and gravy. The food gods must have been with us that morning. When she brought our food, the biscuits were piled 3 layers high on a big dinner plate and the gravy came in bowl as big as a soup tureen. There was enough food there for 4 people. Last gas stop was in Green River, Ut, and I motored into my home driveway 2 hours too late for starting my afternoon shift. I called in sick and slept the sleep of the dead. I made it in the next night. The man who filled in for me was a friend of mine, and I agreed to work a double for him when he needed it. I'd made the trip from Pleasant Grove to New Orleans to Pleasant Grove in 96 Hours. Never again!
 
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Part 2 of #16: After returning from Puerto Rico, a friend of mine helped me get a job at USS Geneva Steel in April of 1973, a fully integrated steel mill in Orem, Utah. I went to work as a laborer in the Blast Furnace Dept cleaning runners on the blast furnace, I was soon able to transfer to the Sintering Plant working shift work. As July approached, I realized I was really missing my bike. It was still down at my mother's house in New Orleans. The schedule clerk was a good friend of mine, so I told him about my plight, and he agreed to scheduled me for an 88hr change (end of one shift to the start of another). I phoned my mom and told her I was coming and why and that I was on short time to get back for my next shift. I got off work at 8:00 am had my wife drive me to the airport and caught an 11:00AM flight for N.O.

I don't remember how long the flight was, but I got to Mom's in the late afternoon. I spent the rest of the afternoon/evening getting the bike ready for the quick trip back to Pleasant Grove (Home). I went to bed, got up early and headed up US61. I was flying low and somewhere North of Alexandria, La, a Firebird wanted to race, and I was able to stay ahead of him for a few miles, but then I thought I really did want to make it home, so I backed off and let them go. I did continue on at higher then allowed speeds and stopped for the night the far side of Tyler, Tx.

Again, starting early in the morning, I flew low across Texas on those beautiful Texas roads, taking 275 North out of Childress until picking up I40, US 66 out of Amarillo, Tx. I stopped for a break and to change the BMW oil at a roadside rest area. The R75/5 only carried 2qts in its sump, and I knew it was coming on 3,000 miles since the last change. As I was finishing up, a trucker pulled into the rest area and asked me if I wanted a beer. As I don't drink any alcohol, I declined but I did ask for some water, but all he had was the melted ice in the cooler, so I drank that, and boy, did it feel good.

I pushed on, as I needed to make Mancos, CO before the end of the day. As time was rolling on, I passed up a chance to stop at Clines Corners, and gassed in Albuquerque, then headed North on 666 towards Ship Rock and Gallup. A little way outside of Albuquerque a truck load (cab and bed) full of Navajo passed me going over 80MPH. I know they were going that fast because I was going 70MPH and they very quickly disappeared. Soon a big Impala likewise loaded passed me going a similar speed, so I bumped the BeeMer up to 80 MPH. Then two more cars passed me, so I went to 90MPH. They were still passing me. 100, still passing me, and scaring me to death. When the BMW topped out at 110 and I was still getting passed, I quit! That road was like a roller coaster, and I was leaving the ground at the top of the little hills, so enough was enough. Oh, did I say it was Saturday evening and since they all had a beer in their hands, you can guess what condition they were in. I got to Gallup well after dark and crashed for the night.

Leaving a little later than I wanted the next morning, I headed for Cortez. Just outside of Cortez, I spotted a Green Norton and its rider parked on the side of the road. I was in a hurry, but I stopped anyway. I saw he was messing with the ignition side of the Norton and asked him what was wrong. He said it isn't running right and I saw that the auto advance was in his hand, so I asked him why. He said he didn't think the timing was right and he was trying to reset the advance. Being an Ex-Norton dealer and mechanic, I saw right away he was in trouble. I asked him if he had his factory tool kit with him, and the owner's manual. He did and he gave them to me, so I sat down on the side of the road and redid his ignition, and along the way taught him how to do it himself. When I was done, he started it up and it sounded great.

We rode into Cortez, now late afternoon, I hadn't eaten since breakfast and my newfound friend needed to stop for food too. Riding down Main Street, we spotted the proverbial "hole in the wall" restaurant. Somebody had literally put a roof and a floor over an alley and made a restaurant out of it. It was a Mexican restaurant and when we went in, nobody spoke English, so we knew we had chosen well. Fortunately, I speak Spanish well, so we were treated well. I was going to push on and sleep somewhere on the side of the road when I got tired, and I was running low on money. My new friend offered to pay for the motel for helping him get his bike straightened out, so I said yes.

The next morning, we went in search of breakfast and ended up back at the same restaurant. Ordered Huevos Rancheros, and the waitress asked us if we wanted chips and salsa or biscuits and gravy. We chose biscuits and gravy. The food gods must have been with us that morning. When she brought our food, the biscuits were piled 3 layers high on a big dinner plate and the gravy came in bowl as big as a soup tureen. There was enough food there for 4 people. Last gas stop was in Green River, Ut, and I motored into my home driveway 2 hours too late for starting my afternoon shift. I called in sick and slept the sleep of the dead. I made it in the next night. The man who filled in for me was a friend of mine, and I agreed to work a double for him when he needed it. I'd made the trip from Pleasant Grove to New Orleans to Pleasant Grove in 96 Hours. Never again!

Great story Paul! Thanks for sharing.
 
February 1973. I had closed my motorcycle business the previous fall, as my major selling line had stopped production and I was out in the cold, so to speak. In the area where I lived at the time, independent shops were not yet a thing. In December, I answered an ad for a plant manager's job in Puerto Rico - Must be Spanish speaking. After 2 years in Argentina and having a major in Spanish I felt I qualified, they did too. How wrong we would both be is another story. Anyway, I needed to be in New Orleans in a week. Since I had my mother living there with a nice big garage, I asked them to fly me out of there in a week. I left my wife to sell the house and dispose of our stuff, packed up, and left for New Orleans in the middle of a snowstorm in February.

It snowed all the way to Salina, Utah, where I found a motel with a Vacancy sign and moved in for the night. Come morning, the roads were clear but slushy, and it was still lightly snowing. I-70 had just barely opened, and I knew it would avoid the mountains, so I headed for it. It was still snow covered but not slick, so I headed East, no traffic (boy have times changed), no other tracks in the snow. It was so beautiful, everything so crisp and new looking. Nice fresh cement somewhere under snow, I was just cruising along. A little cool but not cold, lots of layers on and a set of Harley Davidson sheepskin lined mittens on my hands and a big Avon fairing in front of me. I spotted a rest area in the distance and decided to pull in and take a few pictures.

I had been there only a few minutes when a new pickup truck pulled in behind me. A man got out and we began talking. He said he was on the way back from buying the truck in California, and had been following this single set of tire tracks since Salina, Utah; so when they turned into the rest area, he had to follow them in to see what was making them. Turned out he was the Photography editor for the Grant Junction newspaper; he got my story and some pictures, and he took a few for me. I gave him my address to send me a copy of the story, but I guess he never wrote it 'cos I never saw one.

Anyway, I continued on to Cortez, finally running out of the snow and saw a car wash, so I decided to wash all the mud and snow off. I found the luggage rack had broken, so I put it back together with a couple of hose clamps from the auto parts store next door. Tried starting the bike, no start. I decided to pull the front cover off the motor (R75/5 BMW) to see what was going on with the points. They were packed full of red Colorado mud. I rinsed it all out and dried the points off with a can of LPS1 I just happened to have for some odd reason. Hit the starter button and wham, it started first click. Best it had started since new. Front cover on, making sure the point sealing O ring was in place, and off we went to Mancos Co.

My best friend and his wife lived there, so I spent the night with them. Next day was clear but cold. I glided on past Ship Rock looking majestic in the dawn light, then on to Albuquerque, Tucumcari, and Amarillo, Tx. where I spent the night. Next day saw a hard ride into New Orleans. Spent a couple of days with Mom, then I was off to Puerto Rico. The factory was in a little town on the opposite coast from San Juan called Humacao. Beautiful place with very nice people. Three months later, I had an argument with the owner - you know who won that one, and I was soon on my way back to Provo. I do have pictures, but after 50+ years, who knows where they are now! Getting the bike home will be in Part 2.
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