again, that's how the fight started

[cuznjohn]

 

[Bob Denman]

Question: "Do these pants make my butt look big?"
Answer: "No your butt makes the pants look w i d e."

 

[Bfromla]

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[Chupaca]

Gotta say...

Silence is golden. ...:roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

But "loud", is much more entertaining!

 

[Iamjoey]

 

[SpyderF3-s]

Wife: Does this dress make me look fat?
Husband: Do I look stupid?
:duh:

 

[Bob Denman]

Wife: What are you buying me for Christmas this year?"
Hubby: "Nuthin'; you didn't use LAST year's present yet."
Wife: "but last year, you bought me a cemetery plot!"
Hubby: "Exactly!"

 

[ARtraveler]

CORNfucious say: There are times when silence can be golden. :roflblack: Pick and choose your battles wisely. :yes: Why choose to suffer an early death, or worse?

 

[vided]

 

[cuznjohn]

wife says take me to a place that i have never been to b4, so i took her to the kitchen....... henny youngman

https://search.yahoo.com/yhs/search...-liners&ei=UTF-8&hspart=mozilla&hsimp=yhs-001

 

[garb55]

That's why I am single again:yes:
Had to much fun with funny answers:roflblack:

 

[vided]

wife says take me to a place that i have never been to b4, so i took her to the kitchen....... henny youngman

https://search.yahoo.com/yhs/search...-liners&ei=UTF-8&hspart=mozilla&hsimp=yhs-001

I take my wife everywhere I go, but she finds her way home.......henny youngman

 

[BajaRon]

I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to the dear ladies who are the brunt of all this abuse. Not all men are crude, heartless curmudgeons.

Just PLEASE! Don't ask me to prove it....