Aaaarrrrggghhh, the Feds again!

[bruiser]

The government is at it again. My friend is a farmer. Two years ago he bought a second farm and began growing hay grass. He bought new balers, the type that put out round bales. He had a visit from a federal ag rep this morning and the guy said that farmers are going to be prohibited from using the round balers after July 1. They have to go back to the old style square bales. Seems that the First Lady Moochel ***** said she didn't think animals being fed the round bales were getting a square meal.

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: :roflblack: :clap:

 

[Chupaca]

Good one..!!

really had me going...:roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Dan McNally]

really had me going...:roflblack::roflblack:

:roflblack: me, too! :roflblack:

 

[ARtraveler]

Almost had me there. But--it really does sound like something that could happen by directive. :yikes:

 

[warp10]

Don't give them any ideas :yikes: :banghead:

 

[Bob Denman]

 

[SNOOPY]

:roflblack:

 

[Flanker]

Cripes! They're lucky they're not being mandated to buy the "vegetable injector" accessory for the square baler to improve the nutrient content of the bales!

 

[cuznjohn]

this is true

because it all has to do with health care, when i researched this they found that most of the 7 million signed up are cows, and cows like to play KING OF THE HILL. so a lot of them were loosing their balance and falling and breaking the legs and bouncing from their utters hitting the ground, this is causing a rise in health car fees and also creating a surplus of whipped cream and the government has to buy the extra cream that is not used to subsidize for his looses and the square bails are lower to the ground to cause less injuries to the cows

 

[ValCruzSpyder]

Shame On You!!!!

You had me going!!!! :yikes:

Good one!!!:clap::clap:

 

[jerpinoy]

:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack: I think she lean more on healthy food like more vegies. and organic. Health insurance companies are furiously mad coz they will start losing healthy costumers.:yikes::yikes::yikes:

 

[Bob Denman]

Don't they know: Bacon is a health foo! :thumbup:
It's true: the grease makes any germs just slide right off! :roflblack:

 

[Flanker]

because it all has to do with health care, when i researched this they found that most of the 7 million signed up are cows, and cows like to play KING OF THE HILL. so a lot of them were loosing their balance and falling and breaking the legs and bouncing from their utters hitting the ground, this is causing a rise in health car fees and also creating a surplus of whipped cream and the government has to buy the extra cream that is not used to subsidize for his looses and the square bails are lower to the ground to cause less injuries to the cows

You told 'em about the Life Alert bracelet..............................right! MMMMooooooooooo!!!! I've fallen, and can't get up!!!