Joe T.
Member
From another board:
What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn’t?
Her navel.
One day, a little boy and a little girl are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better.
After much arguing to and from, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have.”
The little girl is annoyed and upset by this, as what the boy says is obviously true. So she runs home to her Mom, crying.
A short time later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She goes to the boy, drops her pants and says, “My Mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”
Joe T.
What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn’t?
Her navel.
One day, a little boy and a little girl are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better.
After much arguing to and from, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have.”
The little girl is annoyed and upset by this, as what the boy says is obviously true. So she runs home to her Mom, crying.
A short time later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She goes to the boy, drops her pants and says, “My Mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”
Joe T.
