A couple of funnies

[2Paw]

While shopping for vacation clothes, a husband and wife passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since the wife had even considered buying a bathing suit, so she sought her husband's advice.
'What do you think?' she asked. 'Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?'
'Better get a bikini,' he replied. 'You'd never get it all in one.'
He's still in intensive care.
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The graveside service was just barely finished, when there was a massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance...
The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, 'Well, she's there!'

 

[Chupaca]

Good ones..!!

Always up for a chuckle...:bowdown::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[UtahPete]

While shopping for vacation clothes, a husband and wife passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since the wife had even considered buying a bathing suit, so she sought her husband's advice.
'What do you think?' she asked. 'Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?'
'Better get a bikini,' he replied. 'You'd never get it all in one.'
He's still in intensive care.
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The graveside service was just barely finished, when there was a massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance... The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, 'Well, she's there!'

So, how are you liking living alone? :joke:

 

[2Paw]

So, how are you liking living alone? :joke:

I have 15 grandchildren who all live close by, so I'm not sure I can say I live alone.

 

[Bob Denman]

The graveside service was just barely finished, when there was a massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance...
The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, 'Well, she's there!'

This one reminds me of a joke.

There's this foursome out on the fifteenth fairway... They've all found where their balls landed, and are figuring out what club they need to use next.
Suddenly, an Ambulance appears out on the road, with a rather long funeral procession behind it.
One of the golfers faces the road, removes his hat, and bows his head. He remains like this until the entire procession is out of sight...

"That was very touching. I had no idea that you were like that.", says one of his buddies.
"It's the least I could do.", he replies. "After all; she was a pretty decent Wife for all of those years."

:shocked: