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24 hours to live

warp10

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Morris
Returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the
Doctor has
told him that he has only 24 hours to live.


Given the
prognosis, Morris
asks his
wife for sex.


Naturally,
she agrees, so
they make
love.



About 6
hours later, the
husband
goes to his wife and says,
'Honey, you
know I now have
only 18
hours to live.


Could we
please do it one
more
time?'



Of course,
the wife agrees,
and they do
it again.



Later, as
the man gets into
bed, he
looks at his watch


and
realizes that he now has
only 8 hours
left.




He touches
his wife's
shoulder and
asks,


'Honey,
please... just one
more time
before I die.'




She says,
'Of course, Dear,'
and they
make love for the third time.




After this
session, the wife
rolls over
and falls asleep.



Morris,
however, worried about his impending death,
tosses and turns, until he's down
to 4 more hours.




He taps his
wife, who rouses.
'Honey, I
have only 4 more hours....

Do you
think we
could...'



At this
point the wife sits
up and
says, 'Listen Morris, enough is enough
I have to get up in the morning...

you don't.'
 
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(Just don't tell Linda! :shocked:)
 
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