10 things things Women need to know about Men.

[boborgera]

1) Men are not mind readers.

2) Learn to work the toilet seat, You're a big girl' If it's up,
Put it down, We need it up, You need it down,
You don't hear us complaining about you leaven it down!

3) Ask for what you want, Let us be clear on this.
Subtle hints do not work....
Strong hints do not work....
Obvious hints do not work....
Just say it...!

4) Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.


5) If you think you're fat , You probably are..
Don't ask us.

6) If it itches, It will be scratched, We do that.

7) If we ask whats wrong and you say ''nothing'' We will,
Act like nothings wrong.

8) All men see in only16 colors, Like windows default settings'
Peach, For example is a fruit not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit,
We have no idea what Mauve is.

9) Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it,
That's what we do.

10) When we have to go some where, absolutely any thing you wear is fine, ''
Really''...

 

[Ken Thomas]

YEA

1) Men are not mind readers.

2) Learn to work the toilet seat, You're a big girl' If it's up,
Put it down, We need it up, You need it down,
You don't hear us complaining about you leaven it down!

3) Ask for what you want, Let us be clear on this.
Subtle hints do not work....
Strong hints do not work....
Obvious hints do not work....
Just say it...!

4) Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.


5) If you think you're fat , You probably are..
Don't ask us.

6) If it itches, It will be scratched, We do that.

7) If we ask whats wrong and you say ''nothing'' We will,
Act like nothings wrong.

8) All men see in only16 colors, Like windows default settings'
Peach, For example is a fruit not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit,
We have no idea what Mauve is.

9) Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it,
That's what we do.

10) When we have to go some where, absolutely any thing you wear is fine, ''
Really''...

YOU GOT IT!!

Just add: "Yes DEAR ."

 

[Bob Denman]

Sooo... how long have you been doing your own cooking and sleeping on the couch? :shocked: :roflblack:

 

[DR Buck]

1) Men are not mind readers.

2) Learn to work the toilet seat, You're a big girl' If it's up,
Put it down, We need it up, You need it down,
You don't hear us complaining about you leaven it down!

3) Ask for what you want, Let us be clear on this.
Subtle hints do not work....
Strong hints do not work....
Obvious hints do not work....
Just say it...!

4) Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.


5) If you think you're fat , You probably are..
Don't ask us.

6) If it itches, It will be scratched, We do that.

7) If we ask whats wrong and you say ''nothing'' We will,
Act like nothings wrong.

8) All men see in only16 colors, Like windows default settings'
Peach, For example is a fruit not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit,
We have no idea what Mauve is.

9) Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it,
That's what we do.

10) When we have to go some where, absolutely any thing you wear is fine, ''
Really''...

They may be facts, but it is better to not even acknowledge they exist. For those that do apply these 'facts' in a routine manner, please answer Bob's question above.

 

[Bob Denman]

...Sometimes it's just best to not talk about the 800 pound gorilla in the corner of the room!

:shocked:

 

[boborgera]

Sooo... how long have you been doing your own cooking and sleeping on the couch? :shocked: :roflblack:

NOPE'' As in the immortal words of Ralph Kramden.;;..


''I'm King of my Castle''.

 

[Bob Denman]

:2thumbs:

 

[bullant12]

Surprised no women have not yet jumped into this thread... any minute now:trike:

 

[ARtraveler]

Nawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhh, the weekend is coming up. :roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

And the shop called!! :yes: Mine is all set for me to pick it up tomorrow! hyea:hyea:hyea:

A new TPS, IPod harness and the new Wheels froma Limited and Ron's plugs and plugwires installed! :2thumbs:

And I'll bet you thought that I was gonna put Willie's song in here... :roflblack:

 

[boborgera]

Surprised no women have not yet jumped into this thread... any minute now:trike:

I was going to first post it on Ladies Spyderlovers,
But I'm not a Girly-Man, So i don't post over there. :joke:

[ no new rope please]:bowdown:

 

[Bob Denman]

Don't worry about it Bob....
They're organizing a search party and unruly mob to come find you! :yikes: :roflblack:

 

[flamingobabe]

 

[boborgera]

Suspicions Confirmed. :roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: Why would anybody want to read a book like that?
There's no fistfights, gunfights, knifefights, mudfights, explosions, car chases, hidden treasure, mummies, monsters OR aliens, pretty girls in bikinis, or gratuitous sex! :gaah:

 

[Arr MiHardies]

Since there is already a woman related thread, I thought I'd share these two gems...

Man posts funny rant on maxipad manufacturers Facebook page complaining about how these commercials have been lying to him for years.
https://www.facebook.com/Bodyform/posts/10151186887359324


And the manufacturers funny video reply.
http://jezebel.com/5952287/maxipad-company-replies-to-mans-facebook-rant-with-awe+inspiring-sarcasm

 

[plescaille]

NOPE'' As in the immortal words of Ralph Kramden.;;..


''I'm King of my Castle''.

:bowdown: :roflblack:

 

[Rayelljay]

:bowdown: :roflblack:

And I have my wife's permission to say so............

 

[Blue Star]

Sooo... how long have you been doing your own cooking and sleeping on the couch? :shocked: :roflblack:

For your information I like to cook, and I don't sleep on the couch. Now that the kids are gone I have my own bedroom :roflblack:

 

[AbNormy]

Bob Denman

Guy from Canned Heat will be playing with what's left of Canned Heat at next years BMWMOA Rally! :clap: