crazycanuck
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oh I feel like newly married......10 years this august and yeah she is awesome:2thumbs:
12 more days and we have been married 29 years. We were together 5 years before that. If I would have killed her when I wanted to I would have been out by now. Or visa versa![]()
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Congratulations!You two should be joining us in Niagara Falls for Anniversary weekend. 8 more day for us is 21 years.
12 more days and we have been married 29 years. We were together 5 years before that. If I would have killed her when I wanted to I would have been out by now. Or visa versa![]()
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you guys are giving the skull n bones, animal skin wearing, cheating death, travelling in herds, talking too much bikers a bad name.......wimps:joke:
BTW - don't tell my wife I said this![]()
I wear live animals.
You know, as hats.
Ok everybody piled on recluze. Let's be fair and recognize the following: a) this forum is fun because we get to bounce ideas off each other. B) we all have expressed opinions at one time or another that we later dismiss or regret. C) we all have expressed opinions in a faulty way and find that we stepped into doo-doo accidentally. D) we all have lots of ideas about other people that might be seen as offensive to someone but that's ok; you might hate what i love and if you say so sometimes my best response might be to accept it and go on, and try to convince you otherwise.
I love the forum but piling on is not helpful.
Ok everybody piled on recluze. Let's be fair and recognize the following: a) this forum is fun because we get to bounce ideas off each other. B) we all have expressed opinions at one time or another that we later dismiss or regret. C) we all have expressed opinions in a faulty way and find that we stepped into doo-doo accidentally. D) we all have lots of ideas about other people that might be seen as offensive to someone but that's ok; you might hate what i love and if you say so sometimes my best response might be to accept it and go on, and try to convince you otherwise.
I love the forum but piling on is not helpful.
I don't remember joking about anything Bro. EDIT- Just realized you weren't talking to me.pps:
This is my wife (then girlfriend) on my bike when we were both 17. I'm 50 now and had four street bikes before ever owned a car. Bikes and bikers has been a big part of my life for many years and will be to the day I die. Opps, there goes my fixation on death again.
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Ha! :joke: ("Wanna see a magic trick?!")
After rereading this thread, I was gonna just type
YOU KIDS STOP FIGHTING OR I"M TURNING THIS CAR RIGHT AROUND!
or maybe
AM I GOING TO HAVE TO SEPARATE YOU?!
...I worked with a friend whose family escaped from Communist China.
Into Vietnam. Right before the war. Really.
He then made it to the U.S. and started working as a janitor. Hardest working guy you'd ever meet. He was cleaning the school one day and realized how grimy it was behind that little red lever on the wall in the hall, so he pulled it down and wiped all around behind it. Of course bells were clanging like crazy, and he was still there cleaning the fire alarm box when the firemen came running into the building and down the hall. One of them said "What the heck? Don't you even know what that lever does?! How long have you lived here--a week?!"
My friend answered, "Two days!"
(True story.)
Whenever any one of us would whine about our job or our sandwich or our shoes, he'd patiently listen, then smile, and respond with something like "My entire village burned to the ground."
We'd stare awhile, then say, "Oh. That's bad, too..."
(True.)
Here's my repost.
I wear live animals.
You know, as hats.
You have no idea :shocked:I bet you two were both little Hellions! She's pretty. Does she ride the Spyder too?
:... I was telling HDX that I really liked this story and he said, "that's not funny" so I didn't want you to think I was laughing about it - I just think it's a very cool story. And HDX is scolding me while he is being flatulant on the kitchen chair.
Well, since jeuchler been telling jokes and we've been talking about longevity in marriage, I thought I would pass this one along to you all. I just got it tosy in email from my sister-in-law (bjt's sister)
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.'
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'
The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof . . . the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful should remember fairies are female.