PCBeachBum
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A man brings his best buddy home for dinner, unannounced, at 5:30 pm, after work. His wife begins screaming at him, and his friend just sits and listens in. "My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?"
"Because he's thinking of getting married."
"Because he's thinking of getting married."