I'm banned from Bass Pro

[bruiser]

There was a bit of confusion at the Bass Pro Sporting Goods store this morning.

When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets... The cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control whackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card-reader.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!

 

[Pennyrick]

:clap::clap::clap:

 

[Bob Denman]

Now THAT'S a keeper!
Thanks Jim! :2thumbs:
:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Chupaca]

Good one..!!

:roflblack::roflblack: great way to start the day...thanks !!

 

[ARtraveler]

The "e" in stripe must have been silent. :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack: I run into that a lot these days. Eh!

 

[bruiser]

I can't hear that well anyway.

 

[SNOOPY]

:roflblack:

 

[flamingobabe]

where's that I LOVE IT button

 

[Captain Fin]

almost naked

Since Im almost naked all the time there would be little left for me to remove. Maybe a flip flop or two. :roflblack:

 

[Cruzr Joe]

I can't hear that well anyway.

What did you say? :roflblack::roflblack:

 

[EnjoyingTheRyde]

Good one!

Just sent it to my wife...