On his 74th birthday, A man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a cure for erectile dysfunction., After being persuaded, He drove to the reservation and handed his certificate to the medicine man.....
The medicine man handed a potion to him, And with a grip on his shoulder warned.... This is a powerful medicine. You take only a spoonful, And say' 1-2-3, When you do you will become more manly then you have ever been in you life, And you can perform as long as you want....
The man was encouraged As he walked away, He turned and asked, How do i stop the medicine from working? ''Your partner must say '1-2-3-4-, But the warned the man when she does the medicine will not work again until the next two full moons''......
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home , Showered, Shaved,Took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom...
When she came in he took off his clothes and said, 1-2-3' ,Immediately he was the manliest of men...
His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, And then she asked, ''What was the 1-2-3 for??....
And that boys and girls is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition...
Because we could end up with a dangling participle.......
The medicine man handed a potion to him, And with a grip on his shoulder warned.... This is a powerful medicine. You take only a spoonful, And say' 1-2-3, When you do you will become more manly then you have ever been in you life, And you can perform as long as you want....
The man was encouraged As he walked away, He turned and asked, How do i stop the medicine from working? ''Your partner must say '1-2-3-4-, But the warned the man when she does the medicine will not work again until the next two full moons''......
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home , Showered, Shaved,Took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom...
When she came in he took off his clothes and said, 1-2-3' ,Immediately he was the manliest of men...
His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, And then she asked, ''What was the 1-2-3 for??....
And that boys and girls is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition...
Because we could end up with a dangling participle.......
