As i get a bit older and have a bit more time, I sometimes have to create opportunities to keep my deductive reasoning skills sharp.........
Finish moving the wood pile today, And after doing so i sat down and had a couple of nice cold beers. The day was perfect, And the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.....
Finally i thought about an age old question;;; Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the groin??.....
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the groin.......
Well, After another beer or two, And some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question;;.. Getting kicked in the groin is more painful than having a baby.... And here is the reasoning behind my conclusion.....
A year or so after giving birth, A woman will often say,.... It would be nice to have another child........
On the other hand, You'll never hear a guy say, You know, I think i would like another good kick in the groin.....
I rest my case..... Still sharp as a tack.........
Finish moving the wood pile today, And after doing so i sat down and had a couple of nice cold beers. The day was perfect, And the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.....
Finally i thought about an age old question;;; Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the groin??.....
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the groin.......
Well, After another beer or two, And some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question;;.. Getting kicked in the groin is more painful than having a baby.... And here is the reasoning behind my conclusion.....
A year or so after giving birth, A woman will often say,.... It would be nice to have another child........
On the other hand, You'll never hear a guy say, You know, I think i would like another good kick in the groin.....
I rest my case..... Still sharp as a tack.........
