On Christmas Morning while moving quickly around a tight corner a helmeted Spyder Ryder found his/her head locked:yikes: in the jaws of an enraged black Dachshund. It is believed that the ryder my have inadvertently crossed within some form of a invisible safety perimeter that the beast had constructed for herself and a bone. The rider who is reportedly in stable condition is possibly not the first victim of this Dachshund that is some 10 to 12 pounds in size. According to local officials less than a year ago a pizza delivery man met a similar fate when his leg was attacked. That attack hapened so quickly a positive ID could'nt be made. The incident was settled out of court for a 20 dollar tip, it is unkown if any legal action will be taken in the latest attack...END OF REPORT.