Tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

[robtdonna]

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.


Then, Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.


He went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.


When he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.


Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a glass of cider and a shot of rum.


He went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the rum.


In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.


Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.


The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'


And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.


Not a lot of people know this.

 

[mowin]

:roflblack::roflblack:.

But, how does a male raindeer give birth.:dontknow:.

 

[PrairieSpyder]

An oldie, but a goodie. Thanks, robtdonna.

Mowin, why do you think the reindeer are male?

 

[mowin]

An oldie, but a goodie. Thanks, robtdonna.

Mowin, why do you think the reindeer are male?

Well, have you ever seen or heard of Santa hitching up anything but male raindeer to his sleigh?

Never heard " on Donna, on phbee............."

 

[vided]

I always thought it was there so the cat had
something to aim at :yikes:

 

[billybovine]

Well, have you ever seen or heard of Santa hitching up anything but male raindeer to his sleigh?

Never heard " on Donna, on phbee............."

But there is an Olive!!! In the song it's the other reindeer.

 

[pegasus1300]

:roflblack::roflblack:.

But, how does a male raindeer give birth.:dontknow:.

Everybody knows that only female Raindeer have antlers at this time of year so ALL of Santa's Raindeer are female. Besides how else could he find all those address and be organized enough to deliver all those presents to the right homes if he wasn't guided by female Raindeer?

( look it up,its true only female Raindeer keep their antlers)

 

[Bob Denman]

Don't forget about Clarice... :thumbup:

 

[mowin]

Don't forget about Clarice... :thumbup:

But she was never hitched up to the sleigh.

 

[mowin]

Everybody knows that only female Raindeer have antlers at this time of year so ALL of Santa's Raindeer are female. Besides how else could he find all those address and be organized enough to deliver all those presents to the right homes if he wasn't guided by female Raindeer?

( look it up,its true only female Raindeer keep their antlers)

Yes, you are correct on the females keeping their antlers.

But Santa is magic, he knows where he's going. He steers, so no females needed..

Besides, he wouldn't want to here them:cus:. :roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

But she was never hitched up to the sleigh.

:shocked: Are you saying that she was just a Groupie??? :yikes:

 

[SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN]

too bad hillary didn't carry a xmas tree

 

[mowin]

:shocked: Are you saying that she was just a Groupie??? :yikes:

Yep... Walked around with her tail to the side. :dg2:

 

[Chupaca]

Cute....

But back when we did the whole tree thing we had a Star up top....must have been a south of the equator thing....:roflblack:

 

[vided]

too bad hillary didn't carry a xmas tree

Oh butt she did :yikes::yikes:

 

[Bob Denman]

:clap: Clever... :thumbup: