This is news...

[NorCalBud]

The calif D.O.T found over 200 dead crows on on Calif hwys recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorcycles, while only 2% were killed by cars.
The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"

 

[cuznjohn]

ohhhhhhh my

 

[HayRog]

:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[ARtraveler]

To keep in the spirit of the moment, how many of the "bikes" were actually :spyder2::spyder2::ani29::ani29:? :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

https://youtu.be/Noz9Ue9cnCI

 

[PrairieSpyder]

:roflblack::roflblack: An oldie, but a goodie!:roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Jpquinn]

I'm still laughing

 

[hager-spider]

I have only been a member of this site for a short time, but I can see there are some really "sick" people that are members here!!! I really feel "at home"-----

 

[ruralgirl]

That's funny! You should've posted it on April 1st!

 

[Pirate looks at --]

Wicked

The calif D.O.T found over 200 dead crows on on Calif hwys recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorcycles, while only 2% were killed by cars.
The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"

Obviously these crows are transplants fro the Boston area, or they would say Car instead Cah!

 

[Chupaca]

Good one...!!

We must have a lot of sciencetists with too much time on their hands....:roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Lew L]

Coffee splattered keyboard

The calif D.O.T found over 200 dead crows on on Calif hwys recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorcycles, while only 2% were killed by cars.
The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"

Now I have to dryout the morning coffee off my keyboard. Toofunny!!

See you in Sonora, Kaos

 

[missouriboy]

Obviously these crows are transplants fro the Boston area, or they would say Car instead Cah!

Well, I dunno... they coulda been from Bah Hahbah (Maine).

At a restaurant in Boston we had to wait for a table after signing up. While waiting, I soon began to worry that we signed the waiting list for the restroom instead, because the hostess kept calling, "Brown, pahty of 3. Smith, pahty of 6." Etc.

(Hmmm, now where's that thread about off-topic threads?)

 

[Godlover]

I'll use that in my sermon Sunday!

 

[wolphspyder]

:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack: Definately a good one, will have my :spyder: keep its eyes open.......:roflblack::roflblack:

 

[BamaJohn]

clever and funny!!!

:clap::roflblack::bowdown:
jb