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 10 things things Women need to know about Men.
1) Men are not mind readers.
2) Learn to work the toilet seat, You're a big girl' If it's up,
Put it down, We need it up, You need it down,
You don't hear us complaining about you leaven it down!
3) Ask for what you want, Let us be clear on this.
Subtle hints do not work....
Strong hints do not work....
Obvious hints do not work....
Just say it...!
4) Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
5) If you think you're fat , You probably are..
Don't ask us.
6) If it itches, It will be scratched, We do that.
7) If we ask whats wrong and you say ''nothing'' We will,
Act like nothings wrong.
8) All men see in only16 colors, Like windows default settings'
Peach, For example is a fruit not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit,
We have no idea what Mauve is.
9) Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it,
That's what we do.
10) When we have to go some where, absolutely any thing you wear is fine, ''
Really''...
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 Originally Posted by boborgera
1) Men are not mind readers.
2) Learn to work the toilet seat, You're a big girl' If it's up,
Put it down, We need it up, You need it down,
You don't hear us complaining about you leaven it down!
3) Ask for what you want, Let us be clear on this.
Subtle hints do not work....
Strong hints do not work....
Obvious hints do not work....
Just say it...!
4) Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
5) If you think you're fat , You probably are..
Don't ask us.
6) If it itches, It will be scratched, We do that.
7) If we ask whats wrong and you say ''nothing'' We will,
Act like nothings wrong.
8) All men see in only16 colors, Like windows default settings'
Peach, For example is a fruit not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit,
We have no idea what Mauve is.
9) Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it,
That's what we do.
10) When we have to go some where, absolutely any thing you wear is fine, ''
Really''...
YOU GOT IT!!
Just add: "Yes DEAR ."
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Originally Posted by boborgera
1) Men are not mind readers.
2) Learn to work the toilet seat, You're a big girl' If it's up,
Put it down, We need it up, You need it down,
You don't hear us complaining about you leaven it down!
3) Ask for what you want, Let us be clear on this.
Subtle hints do not work....
Strong hints do not work....
Obvious hints do not work....
Just say it...!
4) Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
5) If you think you're fat , You probably are..
Don't ask us.
6) If it itches, It will be scratched, We do that.
7) If we ask whats wrong and you say ''nothing'' We will,
Act like nothings wrong.
8) All men see in only16 colors, Like windows default settings'
Peach, For example is a fruit not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit,
We have no idea what Mauve is.
9) Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it,
That's what we do.
10) When we have to go some where, absolutely any thing you wear is fine, ''
Really''...
They may be facts, but it is better to not even acknowledge they exist. For those that do apply these 'facts' in a routine manner, please answer Bob's question above.
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Surprised no women have not yet jumped into this thread... any minute now
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Originally Posted by flamingobabe
Suspicions Confirmed. 
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 Why would anybody want to read a book like that?
There's no fistfights, gunfights, knifefights, mudfights, explosions, car chases, hidden treasure, mummies, monsters OR aliens, pretty girls in bikinis, or gratuitous sex! 
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10 things things Women need to know about Men.
Since there is already a woman related thread, I thought I'd share these two gems...
Man posts funny rant on maxipad manufacturers Facebook page complaining about how these commercials have been lying to him for years.
https://www.facebook.com/Bodyform/po...51186887359324
And the manufacturers funny video reply.
http://jezebel.com/5952287/maxipad-c...piring-sarcasm
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Pete
Fortune Favors The Bold!
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Originally Posted by plescaille
And I have my wife's permission to say so............
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Is it Friday yet? ... Oh yeah, I forgot. I'm retired 
Past bikes
2010 RS - Sold
2012 RT - Sold
2014 RT - Testing completed
2016 F3-T Audio package - Sold
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Bob Denman
Guy from Canned Heat will be playing with what's left of Canned Heat at next years BMWMOA Rally! 
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Originally Posted by flamingobabe
I concur! And again it is said, "Happy wife, happy life"!!
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AND, aren't there one too many "things" in the title? Just sayin'.......
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