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Going through the TSA checkpoint at the airport. I threatened to do this one time after they made me take off so much I was almost naked anyway.
I told them that next time I would just come naked and get dressed after I went through their check. They didn't think this was near funny as I did.
Ed
They told me not to give up on my dreams, so I went back to sleep.
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Originally Posted by 2Paw
Going through the TSA checkpoint at the airport. I threatened to do this one time after they made me take off so much I was almost naked anyway.
I told them that next time I would just come naked and get dressed after I went through their check. They didn't think this was near funny as I did.
Very soon after the TSA started slowing up the boarding process : I was trying to get through security at Albany International Airport...
One of their Personnel noticed my insulin pump (hooked to my belt), and asked what it was...
I tried explaining it to the guy, but he wasn't getting it.
In an act of frustration and desperation: I pulled my pants down in front of the idiot, and shoed him where the pump was sending the insulin into my thigh...
THAT got me pulled out of the line: QUICK!!
(But I did give the moron both barrels... I let his Boss know that his men needed further training!)
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Hi 2Paw
Re: Going through the TSA checkpoint at the airport.
Not that long ago, a guy actually did that at the Portland airport. They arrested him, but could not find any actual law that he broke; case dismissed.
Jerry Baumchen
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