Biker quotes....

[Dan_Ashley]

Biker Business Quotes:


01. Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. -


02. Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. -


03.If you can't get it going with bungee cords and electrician's tape, it's serious -


04.Live to ride, ride to live -


05.Midnight bugs taste best. -


06. Only Animals belong in Cages -


07. You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. -


08. You don't stop riding because you get old, you get old because you stop riding. -


09. Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude -


10. It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. -


11. Ride it Like you Stole it -


12. Loud pipes save lives -


13. Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. -


14. There are drunk riders. There are old riders. There are NO old, drunk riders -


15. It's not the destination, it's the journey -


16. Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. -


17. Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death. -


18. Sometimes it takes a whole tankful of fuel before you can think straight -


19. The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. -


20. The older I get, the faster I was -


21. A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself. -


22. What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. -


23. Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone -


24. If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. -


25. Whatever it is, it's better in the wind. -


26. A bike on the road is worth two in the shed -


27. Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. -


28. Life is too short for traffic. -


29. Work to ride and ride to work. -


30. Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go -


31. Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. -


32. There are two types of people in this world, people who ride motorcycles and people who wish they could ride motorcycles -


33. Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. -


34. Remember folks, street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph. -


35. Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. -


36. Good coffee should be indistinguishable from 50 weight motor oil -


37. People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. -


38. If you still have fuel in the tank, you are not lost yet -


39. Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. -


40. Don't argue with an 18-wheeler. -


41. Remember when sex was safe and motorcycles were dangerous? -


42. Safety doesn't happen by accident. -


43. Why are motorcycle dealers closed on Sundays? Because Sunday is for worship… Catholics go to church, Motorcyclists go to the track.-


43. Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. -


44. When you're riding lead, don't spit. -


45. Motorcycling is not, of itself, inherently dangerous. It is, however, extremely unforgiving of inattention, ignorance, incompetence, or stupidity -


46. Maintenance is as much art as it is science. -


47. Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. -


48. When in doubt, use full throttle. It may not improve the situation, but it will end the suspense -


49. Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly. -


50. Remember riding isn't inherently dangerous...crashing is -


51. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. -


52. Ever since the young men have owned motorcycles, incest has been dying out.-


53. Sweat wipes off, road rash doesn't -


54. Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. -


55. Accidents hurt - safety doesn't. -


56. If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. -


57. It's always better to be on the sidelines wishing you were on the track than on the track wishing you were on the sidelines -


58. Keep the paint up, and the rubber down! -


59. A 'good' ride is one you can walk away from. A 'great' ride is one you can walk away from and use the bike again -


60. Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't. -


61. The ONLY time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire -


62. Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. -


63. Worst day on a motorcycle is still better than the best day in a cage-


64. If it moves and it shouldn't use Duct Tape, if it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40 -


65. The only thing better than a motorcycle, is two motorcycles.

[ARtraveler]

All good stuff.

[cptjam]

"You don't get to pick the day you crash"!

All The Gear, All The Time

ATGATT

[Yazz]

Biker Business Quotes:

14. There are drunk riders. There are old riders. There are NO old, drunk riders -

14. There are old riders, there are bold riders. There are no old bold riders.

66. Riding in the rain cleans the soul.

[Bob Denman]

GREAT list!!
I'm stealing the ENTIRE thing, for future use!

[ValCruzSpyder]

I stole your list and sent it to some of my two-wheeled friends as well.

GREAT QUOTES!!

[bullant12]

May all your encounters with the law begin with the words: "nice bike!". (trike in our case!)

[SPYD1]

Thanks for sharing....

[MarkLawson]

#18 should include '& 2 tanks for Spyder riders'

[Dan_Ashley]

67. Winter is Nature's way of telling you to polish.

[jScotD]

The first one counts.. he said you will hurt your bike, yourself, or your ego..