the wife is missing

[cuznjohn]

A husband went to the sheriff's department to report
that his wife was missing.

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping
yesterday and has not come home.

Sergeant: What is her height?

Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sergeant: Weight?

Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant: Color of eyes?

Husband: Never noticed.

Sergeant: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes a couple times a year.
Maybe dark brown.

Sergeant: What was she wearing?

Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts.
I don't remember exactly.

Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?

Husband: She went in my truck.

Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?


Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King
Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special
ordered with manual transmission. It has a
custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom
leather seats and "Bubba" floor mats. Trailering package
with gold hitch. DVD with navigation,
21-channel CB radio, six cup holders,
and four power outlets. Added special
alloy wheels and off-road Michelins.
Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door.

At this point the husband started choking up.

Sergeant: Don't worry buddy. We'll find your truck.

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: It's a good thing that she's missing...
She'd have KILLED him, if she found out what was said... :yikes:

 

[ARtraveler]

It is interesting what the memory conjures up and what tends to be forgotten. :yes:

 

[Chupaca]

Good one..!!

With that discription the only thing they can find is the truck...:roflblack::roflblack:

 

[ottawa-rider]

Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart
when they collide.

The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that.
I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention
to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence.

I'm looking for my wife, too...

I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her...
what does she look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall, with red hair,
blue eyes, is buxom...wearing no bra, has long legs,
and is wearing short shorts.

What does your wife look like?'

To which the old guy says,

"Doesn't matter, --- let's look for yours."

 

[SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN]

Shouldn't the cop have asked for the license plate number & what cup size his wife is

 

[r1100rider]

A husband went to the sheriff's department to report
that his wife was missing.

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping
yesterday and has not come home.

Sergeant: What is her height?

Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sergeant: Weight?

Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant: Color of eyes?

Husband: Never noticed.

Sergeant: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes a couple times a year.
Maybe dark brown.

Sergeant: What was she wearing?

Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts.
I don't remember exactly.

Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?

Husband: She went in my truck.

Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?


Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King
Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special
ordered with manual transmission. It has a
custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom
leather seats and "Bubba" floor mats. Trailering package
with gold hitch. DVD with navigation,
21-channel CB radio, six cup holders,
and four power outlets. Added special
alloy wheels and off-road Michelins.
Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door.

At this point the husband started choking up.

Sergeant: Don't worry buddy. We'll find your truck.

you want to show me where you can get a manual trans in a new ford PU ?

 

[vided]

and one more wifey

a guy is out tooling along the parkway doing 95.
a cop starts chasing him,
final at 150 the guy pulls over


cop says to him you were doing 95 in a 45 and then you ran
i gotta have to take you in.
but being i’m at the end of my shift and don’t want to do the paperwork


i’ll make you a deal.
you give me an excuse for speeding that i never heard and your off the hook.


well said the guy about 2 months ago my wife ran off with a cop.
when i saw you chasing me,




i thought you were bring her back.




cop shakes his head and says, Have a nice day

 

[Copperman]

Huh?

you want to show me where you can get a manual trans in a new ford PU ?

It's a joke! Who cares about the transmission?