THE SENSUOUS WIFE

[warp10]

THE SENSUOUS WIFE

"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife.

"No," said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.

"Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?" she asked.

"Uh, no," he said.

She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.

"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 30,000 dollars all crumpled up?"

"No," he said, now really intrigued.

"Well.....go look in the garage..."

 

[Bob Denman]

:yikes: :roflblack: :thumbup:

 

[Cruzr Joe]

OUCH

 

[bruiser]

Crap. I thought this was going somewhere else. I was going to ask for pics. :roflblack:

 

[james danny]

hope it was not a spyder:joke:

 

[Chupaca]

Good one..!!

Hope the 30,000 wasn't crumpled like the twenty and the fifty...:roflblack:

 

[ARtraveler]

Ouch! x 2. :roflblack:

 

[jerpinoy]

:yes::yes::yes:Still waiting..........:yes::yes::yes::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[MidLifeCrisis]

Maybe the 20 and 50 getting where they were, caused the 30k thing to get crumpled up!

 

[Bob Denman]

If she keeps crumpling and stuffing; she can bust anything of mine that she can get her hands on! :roflblack::roflblack: