The Ride

[Daisyjoe]

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator.
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.'

 

[Daisyjoe]

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'
Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'
'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'
'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

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[Chupaca]

Both good ones..!!

:roflblack::roflblack: like me...I'm half retired..I got the tired part..!!

 

[ARtraveler]

Good Ones! :thumbup:

 

[spyder3]

:clap::clap:

 

[Jeriatric]

Thanks for the laughs :thumbup:

 

[Spyder Smyles]

:thumbup::thumbup: Two thumbs up! Thanks for brightening my day.

 

[jerpinoy]

:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:You just made my day. Keep them coming.:yes::yes::yes:

 

[DLewis]

Those were good! :roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::thumbup:

 

[Questions]

Very funny, its reality in old age a person become like new born baby. There is no teeth in mouth, no hair at head and weakness like baby.