cuznjohn
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Harry's mother-in-law arrives home from the supermarket to find him in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
"What happened, Harry?" she asks anxiously.
"What happened? I'll tell you what happened. I sent an e-mail to —Jeanne, your daughter—telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip.
"I get home—and guess what I find? Jeanne naked with Joe Murphy in our bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!"
"Now, now, calm down, Harry!" urges his mother-in-law. "There's something very strange going on here. Jeanne would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I'll go talk with her immediately and find out what happened."
Moments later, she returns with a big smile. "Harry, I told you there must be a simple explanation. She never got your e-mail!"
"What happened, Harry?" she asks anxiously.
"What happened? I'll tell you what happened. I sent an e-mail to —Jeanne, your daughter—telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip.
"I get home—and guess what I find? Jeanne naked with Joe Murphy in our bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!"
"Now, now, calm down, Harry!" urges his mother-in-law. "There's something very strange going on here. Jeanne would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I'll go talk with her immediately and find out what happened."
Moments later, she returns with a big smile. "Harry, I told you there must be a simple explanation. She never got your e-mail!"
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