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[h=3]Nearing the end, Paul is surrounded by his loved ones.[/h] [h=3]As the final moment approaches, he whispers, “I must tell you my greatest secret.”[/h] [h=3]His family urges him to go on. “Before I got married, I had it all,” Paul explains, “Fast cars, cute girls and plenty of money. But a good friend warned me, ‘Get married and start a family. Other wise, no one will be there to give you a glass of water to drink when you’re on your deathbed.’[/h] [h=3]So I took his advice. I traded the girls for a wife, beer for baby food. I sold my Ferrari and invested in college funds. And now here we are. And you know what?”[/h] [h=3]“What?”[/h] [h=3]“I’m not even thirsty!”[/h]