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A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex:
Husband: "Sukitaki. mojitaka!"
Wife replies: "Kowanini! mowi janakpa!"
Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"
Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"
Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"

I Can't believe you just sat there trying to read this -.......


you don't even know Japanese..
You'll read anything as long as it's about sex....
you need serious help!!!
0......I really worry about you.
 
akspyderman said:
Nabulo sakitine aligato. Klaatu, barada, nikto. :lecturef_smilie::lecturef_smilie: :roflblack::roflblack:
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:shocked: I'm standing just as still as I can... :shocked:


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akspyderman said:
I am thinking you will catch many. :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

Please pass the Saki. :bowdown:
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wyliec said:
Was that misspelling intentional?
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vided said:
What mispeling :yikes::yikes:
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D'ya mean using 'Saki' instead of 'sake'??

Saki = a Japanese Anime/Manga series written & illustrated by Ritz Kobayashi about a young high school girl Saki Miyanaga; 'Manga' referring to the legit style of entertaining Japanese Comic series, but more recently becoming increasingly confused with Japanese 'soft core' comic porn (or maybe not so 'soft'); instead of

Sake = Japanese Rice Wine as in the quite innocuous & seemingly 'soft' Japanese beverage that seems to barely impair your senses or capabilities until you try to stand up & walk out into the cold night air, when it slam-dunks you into a state of legless inebriation & proving itself to be about as soft as hardened steel or neat grain alcohol with rocket fuel added just to to give it a little kick?!


Or or was it just about mispeling misspelling?!:hun:


Did that help make it any clearer?! Still, I do wonder why the Japanese fella in the first post wouldn't believe that his wife really just had a headache & didn't want to.... :p
 
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