Joe T.
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Senior Dating
Dorothy and Edna, two 'senior' widows, are talking.
Dorothy: ''That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer.''
Edna: ''Well, I'll tell you. He showed up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brought me such beautiful flowers!
Then he took me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car, a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all.
Then he took me out for dinner. We had a wonderful dinner; Lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks; then we went see a show. Let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure!
But then, when we were coming back to my apartment, he turned into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tore off my expensive new dress and had his way with me - two times!''
Dorothy: ''Goodness gracious! So are you telling me I shouldn't go out with him?''
Edna: ''No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress.''
Dorothy and Edna, two 'senior' widows, are talking.
Dorothy: ''That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer.''
Edna: ''Well, I'll tell you. He showed up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brought me such beautiful flowers!
Then he took me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car, a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all.
Then he took me out for dinner. We had a wonderful dinner; Lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks; then we went see a show. Let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure!
But then, when we were coming back to my apartment, he turned into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tore off my expensive new dress and had his way with me - two times!''
Dorothy: ''Goodness gracious! So are you telling me I shouldn't go out with him?''
Edna: ''No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress.''