Random thoughts

[Trickie Dick]

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.

I changed my car horn to gun shot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.

I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row

I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the jim this morning.

Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers, if you find one, what's your plan?

 

[Bob Denman]

:clap: There may almost be too much wisdom contained in their...

 

[ValCruzSpyder]

Thought Provoking!!!

:clap::clap:

 

[mowin]

I really like the idea of changing the horn to sound like gun shots.

 

[Purple Guy]

Thanks, I needed a good laugh this morning! :roflblack:

 

[Dan_Ashley]

I quit drinking yesterday. I am sure glad THAT was yesterday!

 

[Chupaca]

Good one..!!

Food for thought..but the menu is endless..!! :roflblack::roflblack:

 

[ARtraveler]

Wonderful gems. :yes:

 

[Flanker]

:thumbup:!

 

[OldCowboy]

I especially like the first one.

 

[Bob Denman]

Excuse me; I've got to go hit the "Jim"... :roflblack:

 

[Motorcycledave]

TRAIN HORN

I have a friend Chaplin Dave who got some how a horn off a locomotive
he made the horns shorter and mounted them on his GoldWing on the
right side.... you should see people when he honks the horn :yikes::yikes::yikes:
it is super funny they freek out and move over to look for the train...
Dave

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.

I changed my car horn to gun shot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.

I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row

I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the jim this morning.

Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers, if you find one, what's your plan?

 

[Bob Denman]

I have a friend Chaplin Dave who got some how a horn off a locomotive
he made the horns shorter and mounted them on his GoldWing on the
right side.... you should see people when he honks the horn :yikes::yikes::yikes:
it is super funny they freek out and move over to look for the train...

Something like this one??