• There were many reasons for the change of the site software, the biggest was security. The age of the old software also meant no server updates for certain programs. There are many benefits to the new software, one of the biggest is the mobile functionality. Ill fix up some stuff in the coming days, we'll also try to get some of the old addons back or the data imported back into the site like the garage. To create a thread or to reply with a post is basically the same as it was in the prior software. The default style of the site is light colored, but i temporarily added a darker colored style, to change you can find a link at the bottom of the site.

Proofreading is a dying art.

PCBeachBum

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After reading these I agree, A Dying Art.




Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter.
This one I caught in the S. G V. Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.

It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.



I just couldn't help but send this along. Too funny.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says.
Really? Ya think?

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers.
Now that's taking things a bit far.



Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over.
What a guy.

Miners Refuse to Work after Death.


Good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! They must be UNION.

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant.
See if that works any better than a fair trial.


War Dims Hope for Peace.
I can see where it might have that effect.

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile.
Ya think.
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures.
Who would have thought!


Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide.
They may be on to something.


Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges .
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?


Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge.
He probably IS the battery charge.


New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group.
Weren't they fat enough?!


Kids Make Nutritious Snacks.
Do they taste like chicken?

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half.
Chainsaw Massacre all over again.


Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors.
Boy, are they tall.


And the winner is.
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead.

Did I read that right?
 
That's what makes reading SL so interesting. :yes::yes:

Those that can't read are really missing out. :roflblack::roflblack:
 
From CNN

"Amtrak 188 was traveling northbound at 106 mph when it entered the curve, causing it to careen off the tracks so violently that three of the seven cars that derailed were left standing upright."

Hey Ms. reporter, are you smarter than a 5th grader?


 
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