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[mindman]

A young coed invited her grandmother out to lunch with a couple of her college girlfriends. During their meal, the young girls began discussing their preferences in underwear. Several of the girls praised the merits of thongs, while others said they favored bikini panties. The young girl turned to the older woman and asked, "Which type do you prefer, Grandma?"

The older woman pondered the question for a long moment, then said,

"Depends."

:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[bill pitman]

Now that....

A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies.
"Put them back, we can't afford them" demands the wife, and they carry on shopping.

A few aisles farther on, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.
"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price."

That's him on the floor in Aisle 5 :roflblack:

right there is funny!

 

[bruiser]

Weeeellllll, I stepped in it big with Bruisersbaby one time. There was a Playboy mag that had a spread about 51 year old Vickie Lamotta, the wife of the Raging Bull, Jake Lamotta. BB asked me if I thought she would look like that at 51. I foolishly said "you don't look like that now". Ummmm, 6 weeks later I was still begging forgiveness. The black eye had pretty much cleared up by then too.

 

[Bob Denman]

You're supposed to bite your tongue until blood is dripping from your chin before EVER giving that response! :yikes:

 

[bruiser]

Yes, but I was still young and we had only been married a little over a year. But I didn't learn my lesson. There were other failures. Until it finally sunk in to this big head.

 

[MidLifeCrisis]

So what part of the "never lie" lectures I would get as a kid apply to the above? :roflblack:


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[Bob Denman]

Yes, but I was still young and we had only been married a little over a year. But I didn't learn my lesson. There were other failures. Until it finally sunk in to this big head.

Well it's completely understandable... With only a year under your belt; you hadn't even BEGUN to learn about all of the mistakes yet! :shocked:

 

[MidLifeCrisis]

Well it's completely understandable... With only a year under your belt; you hadn't even BEGUN to learn about all of the mistakes yet! :shocked:

I think you meant to say all of HIS mistakes yet!:roflblack:

 

[Bob Ledford]

Eye sight

Boy his eye sight must have really been bad :doorag: