A recent article in the New York Post reported that a woman, One Jane Doe is sueing St Lukes hospital for an undisclosed amount, Saying that after her husband was treated there this July, He had lost all interest in sex...A hospital spokesman replied, Mr D was treated at St Lukes in July, But he was treated in Ophthalmology --- All we did was correct his eyesight........
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Bob Denman
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:shocked:
But it reminds mne of another one...
The husband yells upstairs to his Wife,
"Hey! I'm going into Town to pick up some stuff for the game. Do you need anything?"
She quips back,
"Pick up some Viagra; maybe it'll jump start something..."
He laughs and heads out...
When he gets back twenty minutes later, he walks in and tosses a bottle to her,
"Here; they said that these would help us..."
"What are they?'
"Diet pills; they're for you!"
But it reminds mne of another one...
The husband yells upstairs to his Wife,
"Hey! I'm going into Town to pick up some stuff for the game. Do you need anything?"
She quips back,
"Pick up some Viagra; maybe it'll jump start something..."
He laughs and heads out...
When he gets back twenty minutes later, he walks in and tosses a bottle to her,
"Here; they said that these would help us..."
"What are they?'
"Diet pills; they're for you!"
Tanshanomi
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A young coed invited her grandmother out to lunch with a couple of her college girlfriends. During their meal, the young girls began discussing their preferences in underwear. Several of the girls praised the merits of thongs, while others said they favored bikini panties. The young girl turned to the older woman and asked, "Which type do you prefer, Grandma?"
The older woman pondered the question for a long moment, then said,
"Depends."
The older woman pondered the question for a long moment, then said,
"Depends."
Bob Ledford
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. Ouch!
Bob Denman
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:shocked: :roflblack: :2thumbs:
Bob Denman
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"A six can turn a four into a seven, at two..." :shocked:
Oldmanzues
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I think their was a old song. Sung a lot at the local bar.
All the girls get better looking at closing time".
Oldmanzues
All the girls get better looking at closing time".
Oldmanzues
ARtraveler
R.I.P. Dwayne
RE: the OP. The scarry part is that the lady will probably win the lawsuit and get millions of dollars. Never mind, that the treatment was for a different subject. There are lawyers for that. :roflblack::roflblack:
Bob Denman
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:shocked: Are we venturing into controversial territory now? :roflblack:
ARtraveler
R.I.P. Dwayne
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh. Just my opinion based on the way things go these days. Coffee? :roflblack:
Bob Denman
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:shocked: Coffee :shocked:
I'd love some!
I'd love some!
Dan McNally
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Man Down in Aisle 5
A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies.
"Put them back, we can't afford them" demands the wife, and they carry on shopping.
A few aisles farther on, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.
"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price."
That's him on the floor in Aisle 5 :roflblack:
A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies.
"Put them back, we can't afford them" demands the wife, and they carry on shopping.
A few aisles farther on, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.
"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price."
That's him on the floor in Aisle 5 :roflblack:
Bob Denman
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Rookie... :gaah:
:lecturef_smilie:You NEVER say something like that if you're within arm's reach, throwing, or shooting range!
It's usually best to be rounding a corner; out of sight!
:lecturef_smilie:You NEVER say something like that if you're within arm's reach, throwing, or shooting range!
It's usually best to be rounding a corner; out of sight!
missouriboy
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"All The Girls Get Prettier At Closing Time" -- Mickey Gilley
"I Went Home At 2 With A 10, And Woke Up At 10 With A 2" -- Willie Nelson
Bob Denman
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Are we still safely tucked within the "PG-13" boundaries??
I'll rehash one of my older ones;
A wife and her husband were sitting on their front porch drinking beer, when suddenly the husband says' Out loud ;
''I love you''
Wife says was that you talking or was it the beer talking??
The husband says, It was me,
But I was talking to the Beer.....
A wife and her husband were sitting on their front porch drinking beer, when suddenly the husband says' Out loud ;
''I love you''
Wife says was that you talking or was it the beer talking??
The husband says, It was me,
But I was talking to the Beer.....
