New Oldie but Goodie

[Yeochief]

Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"

Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"

The Doctor nods, "Hmm."

Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"

"Hmm," says the Doctor, He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.

The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"

"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."

 

[dancogan]

Uh oh ... that joke might be about me! :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Arr MiHardies]

Took me a minute to get that one!

 

[Machinegunner]

If this country continues in the direction it is going, I may have to give up my citizenship and move to Hawaii.

 

[Bob Denman]

Uh oh ... that joke might be about me! :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

YOu too?? :shocked: :roflblack:
:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[ARtraveler]

No Comment. :roflblack:

 

[rogerb]

Are you driving your :spyder2: or taking the train to get there ?? Decisions decisions

 

[Bob Denman]

If this country continues in the direction it is going, I may have to give up my citizenship and move to Hawaii.

:shocked::hun: