Just to add a diversion to this topic.
A guy takes his apparently dead dog into the veterinarian, and asks if the vet can do anything. And is the dog really dead, or just comatose? So the vet does an exam and tells the owner, "Yep, he's gone."
"Are you sure? Isn't there something more you can do?"
"Well, there is one more test I can do." So he goes backside and brings out this mean looking and sounding cat. He takes the cat and holds him above the dog's body, slowly moving him around. No reaction at all from the dog.
He turns to owner, "No question about it. The dog is dead."
A few minutes later he comes out and hands the owner a bill. "Five hundred fifty dollars! How can that be? That's robbery! No way can you charge me this much. You didn't do much of anything at all! Why so damn much?"
"Sorry you feel that way. The charge is $50 for my exam and $500 for the cat scan!"
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