lil off color

[cuznjohn]

"As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs
back home.
In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes
out of his way for the locals.*
When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink."*

"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local the Red Lion in
London the barman will buy you your third drink after you pay for the first

two.

"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said Paddy Sheehan, the Irishman."Back home

in me favorite pub in Galway, the moment you set foot in the place,

they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually.

Then, when you've had enough drinks,* *they'll take you upstairs and see

you get laid, all on the house!"*

The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims. "Did this
actually happen to you?"*

"Not meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman, "but it did happen

to me sister quite a few times."*

 

[Bob Denman]

:yikes: Like The door handle to the Town Hall...
Everybody had a turn!

 

[bruiser]

Aye, a fine lass she is!

 

[grumpybob]

My father was a fireman, he put out fires.

My brother was a fireman, he put out fires.

My sister was a fireman, she put out.