Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took a little stroll.
He noticed that the fence between heaven and hell was in need of some repair.
So he hollers over the fence to Lucifer.
This fence needs some repair' I'll see to it that it gets fixed if you will help pay for it''
Lucifer yells back ''if you want it fixed you pay for it.''
Saint Peter yells back ''The fence is partly yours, So if you don't help pay for it , I'll sue you''
Lucifer yells ' Ha,
And just where do you think your going to get a Lawyer''?
He noticed that the fence between heaven and hell was in need of some repair.
So he hollers over the fence to Lucifer.
This fence needs some repair' I'll see to it that it gets fixed if you will help pay for it''
Lucifer yells back ''if you want it fixed you pay for it.''
Saint Peter yells back ''The fence is partly yours, So if you don't help pay for it , I'll sue you''
Lucifer yells ' Ha,
And just where do you think your going to get a Lawyer''?
