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Six old Irish dudes are playing poker in O'Leary's pub when Paddy Murphy loses 500 pounds on a single hand.
Suddenly, he clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table.
Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five guys continue playing standing up.
Michael looks around and asks, "Oh, me boys! Someone got's to tell Paddy's wife. Who will it be?"
They draw straws. Paul picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.
"Discreet??? Hell, I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet. Discretion is me middle name. Leave it to me."
Paul goes over to Paddy's house and knocks on the door. Mrs. Murphy answers, and asks what he wants.
Paul declares, "Your husband just lost 500 pounds at the pub poker game, and is afraid to come home."
"Tell him to drop dead!", yells Murphy's wife.
"Yes Ma'am.. Consider it done!! says Paul..
Suddenly, he clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table.
Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five guys continue playing standing up.
Michael looks around and asks, "Oh, me boys! Someone got's to tell Paddy's wife. Who will it be?"
They draw straws. Paul picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.
"Discreet??? Hell, I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet. Discretion is me middle name. Leave it to me."
Paul goes over to Paddy's house and knocks on the door. Mrs. Murphy answers, and asks what he wants.
Paul declares, "Your husband just lost 500 pounds at the pub poker game, and is afraid to come home."
"Tell him to drop dead!", yells Murphy's wife.
"Yes Ma'am.. Consider it done!! says Paul..
