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> Cletus is passing by his friend Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor.
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> Billy Bob performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left one. Then he hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.
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> Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
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> Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the world're ya doing, Billy Bob ?"
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> "Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob ...
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> "But me 'n the wife been havin' trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and our therapist suggested I do somethin' sexy to a tractor"
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> Billy Bob performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left one. Then he hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.
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> Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
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> Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the world're ya doing, Billy Bob ?"
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> "Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob ...
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> "But me 'n the wife been havin' trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and our therapist suggested I do somethin' sexy to a tractor"
pps: :shocked: 
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