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A doctor says to his patient:
"I've got some good news and some bad news.''
"I'd rather hear the good news first," says the man.
"The good news is that your penis is soon going to
be two inches longer and an inch wider," says the doctor.
"That's great!" says the man. "So what's the bad news?"
"It's malignant."
"I've got some good news and some bad news.''
"I'd rather hear the good news first," says the man.
"The good news is that your penis is soon going to
be two inches longer and an inch wider," says the doctor.
"That's great!" says the man. "So what's the bad news?"
"It's malignant."