Jim always looked on the bright side. He would constantly irritate us with his eternal optimism.
No matter how horrible or dire the circumstance's, He would always say;
It could have been worst.!
So to tweak him a little and cure him of his annoying habit , We decided to invent a situation so completely bad and horrendous, That even Jim could not find any hope in it.
On the range on day, One of us said to Jim, Hey ''Jim'' did you hear about your ''Brother Frank''??
He came home last night, And found his wife in bed with another man, Shot both of them, And turned the gun on himself''.
''That's awful'', Said Jim, '
'But it could have been worst''
How in hell , We asked him,
''Could it have been worst''???
Well, Replied Jim, If it happened last night,
I'd be dead now.
No matter how horrible or dire the circumstance's, He would always say;
It could have been worst.!
So to tweak him a little and cure him of his annoying habit , We decided to invent a situation so completely bad and horrendous, That even Jim could not find any hope in it.
On the range on day, One of us said to Jim, Hey ''Jim'' did you hear about your ''Brother Frank''??
He came home last night, And found his wife in bed with another man, Shot both of them, And turned the gun on himself''.
''That's awful'', Said Jim, '
'But it could have been worst''
How in hell , We asked him,
''Could it have been worst''???
Well, Replied Jim, If it happened last night,
I'd be dead now.
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