CHRISTMAS JOKE!

[Cambello]

So during the last battle between Luke Skywalker and Darth vader a conversation took place, it was an epic battle,
Darth Vader; Luke I know what your getting for Christmas.
Luke Skywalker; No you don't you are pure evil.

The two fought on with flashes of lights crossing between the two as their light sabres clashed.

Darth Vader; Trust me Luke, I know what your getting for Christmas,
Luke Skywalker; No you don't Darth vader you are trying to lower my defences.

Yet again the two fought on.

Darth Vader; Luke trust me, Your getting a new Can am F3 for Christmas,
Luke Skywalker; Ok how could you possibly know that oh evil one,

Darth Vader: Luke it was easy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I FELT YOUR PRESENCE!!!! :clap::clap::clap::clap:

Happy Christmas to you all!!
Cambello (Jim)

 

[Bob Denman]

:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack: :clap: :2thumbs:

 

[PrairieSpyder]

:roflblack::roflblack: AAR! AAR! AAR! AAR! AAAAR! :clap::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[PW2013STL]

Now that's really bad :roflblack::roflblack:

 

[missouriboy]

My favorite joke this week was more like a political statement. It was a picture of a Christmas tree sales lot where the posted pricing said:

Christmas Trees $5 per foot.

Holiday Trees $10 per foot.

 

[SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN]

so he felt his presence and they are knocking each others light sabers around!?

 

[ARtraveler]

We'll take it. What the heck? It's Christmas. :yes::yes::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Grandpot]

Well, if we want Christmas jokes, here goes:

Why was Jesus born in a stable?

Mary and Joseph had ***** Care.:yikes::yikes::yikes:

 

[vided]

:thumbup::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

:agree: :roflblack:

 

[robmorg]

My favorite joke this week was more like a political statement. It was a picture of a Christmas tree sales lot where the posted pricing said:

Christmas Trees $5 per foot.

Holiday Trees $10 per foot.

:roflblack::roflblack: but it took me a while to get that one. :sour:. My first thought was , " I'd be willing to pay more for a Christmas tree ". Then my second thought was, "No, the secularists should have to pay more. ( It seldom pays to overthink a joke. )

 

[robmorg]

:agree: :roflblack:

Bob, I KNEW I'd finally see you in those bunny suit pajamas. That's your BEST avatar yet. :2thumbs: :2thumbs:

 

[MikeinGA]

That's shows you that you can't fix stupid.


Mike

 

[Bob Denman]

Bob, I KNEW I'd finally see you in those bunny suit pajamas. That's your BEST avatar yet. :2thumbs: :2thumbs:

I was going for the "deranged Easter Bunny" look.
I hope that it didn't come across as a "Pink Nightmare"... :shocked: